TOS Caption Contest #134: Outpost4? Come In, Outpost4!
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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Red matter?
Kirk: I was wrong! Harry Potter is real.
Kirk: The nursing races aren't until next month. What's she doing?
McCoy: Breaking in her new tray.
Spock: Per your request, captain, I've memorized all the lines for the play "Nosferatu". What is my motivation for this scene?"
Nurse Chapel had sampled her own Plomeek before visiting Spock. Unfortunately, her crewmates had to suffer through the gastrointestinal supernova.
Kirk: Bones, you've got to tell Chapel to stop eating that Plomeek soup! Scotty's having to assign hundreds of extra man hours to environmental control! Gaaah, there she goes again!!!
Kirk: "What's with all the 5s in the file name?"
Spock: "Readings indicate his son was 'helping' him type."
"Daddy, what's 'bifurcated' mean?"
KIRK:"That does it. I'm not sleeping UNDERNEATH you in a bunk bed anymore.
You and your late-night Diet Cokes..."
CHAPEL:"So...stand on THIS orange floor line and strip off WHAT now?!"
"Scotty did WHAT with a paper towel tube and a gerbil?!"
McCoy from bottom bunk: "Dammit Spock, will you ease up on the goddamn plomeek!"
Blueskirt: "Oh my!"
Kirk: "'kay, who gave Sulu the blonde wig and the miniskirt? My lunch is repeating on me."
McCoy: "I dunno Jim, looks kind of fetching..."
Kirk: "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"
"Don't spend the whole day griping and being mad at me, Spock...YOU forgot the safety word. Not me."
Kirk: "The fat chics are s'posed to stay on the other side of that line-Chapel's really pushing it!"
Kirk; "OVER THE LINE!"
Chapel; "But"
Kirk; "OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!"
McCoy; "Nurse Chapel, just do what he says. The ship really needs a bowling alley..."
Kirk; "So... this is... Marmite..."
Very cute
Bones (under his breath): Bitch never brings me lunch.