TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe
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Ancient Scotty: "This thread has gone on long enough and had anough activity that, in another few days, it will gain sentience."
Kirk: "Great. Fuckin' Picard will want to give it human rights or some shit."
Pike, derisive: "He'll want to hold a tribunal. Give it a lawyer, won't you, you pussy?"
Assless Chaps Picard: "Not me. The other one, right?"
Kirk: "Yeah, you're cool. We mean the other one."
McCoy: "Well hello there little lady, I do believe you are the cure for my missing Viagra, waanna meet me in my quarters?"
Mitchell: "Inside voice Doctor, inside Voice."
Noel: (Laughing)"Ohh, You Gentelmen couldn't handle the ride"
Pike: "Smells bad in here."
Sombrero Shatner: "Where are we?"
McCoy: "Judging from the polution content, we have been transported into Uhura's vagina in the latter half of the 23rd century."
Kirk: "Could have been worse, could have been Sulu's anus."
McCoy: "Could have been worse, could have been your anus."
Kirk: "What are you implying, Doctor?"
Spock: "I believe the doctor was referring to that four-week furlough on Hermaphrodia VI."
Kirk: "Oh... That was... fun... Oh my!"
Pike: "Smells bad in here."
Sombrero Shatner: "Where are we?"
McCoy: "Judging from the polution content, we have been transported into Uhura's vagina in the latter half of the 23rd century."
McCoy: "Oh shit! Incoming! Duck and cover! Duck and cover!"
Kirk: "Fucking hell! Two of them. You've kept this quiet Spock!"
Spock: "I protest, I would not be so unprofessional. Besides according to the calendar, I won't be in the mood for another three years."
McCoy: "Will you shut up and look for cover. Anyway, they're Ensigns Hadat and Eisenberg!"
Kirk: "How can you tell?"
McCoy: "And you said nude jumping jacks were a waste of time..."
Kirk: Mr Chekov, you need to stop monkeeing around.
"Turn the damn light on, Spock!!!"
"WRONG ONE!!!!!"
"Turn the damn light on, Spock!!!"
Sulu: Yoooo Hoooo this isn't Spock !!!
"Stop posing, Ensign.
We ALL know Lieutenant Nesmith is the real navigational drive and genius behind that console."
McCoy: Hey little lady you sure are a hot piece of ass. Want to come to my quarters later for some "coffee"?
Noel with raspy male voice: Sorry pops you're not my type.
NOEL:"I've always been aroused by decrepit old Southerners who shout and fall asleep. Let's go to my cabin."
NOEL:"I've always been aroused by decrepit old Southerners who shout and fall asleep. Let's go to my cabin."
McCoy: Oh good! Another 3-way with Jimmy Carter!
DIARRHEA BONES:"I'd do ya if I could get it up, Helen.
That...and my dick, too."
McCoy: "What have you done with the captain, and where in blazes are we going with this caption contest?"
Vian: "Your captain is being subjected to procreation tests with Dr. Noel, under our observation of course. It is most... entertaining."
Scotty: "And... the contest? Please tell us, as we're goin' out of our minds about it!"
Vian: "This is a special 4 week caption contest. There is a 42% chance that Outpost4 may intercede and end it early. And while there is a 69% chance that Nerys Myk or Cooleddie74 may actually end up winning it, there is a 93% chance that if Shatmandu does not win he will suffer brain damage resulting in permanent insanity."
NOEL:"I've always been aroused by decrepit old Southerners who shout and fall asleep. Let's go to my cabin."
McCoy: Oh good! Another 3-way with Jimmy Carter!
GARY: "Oh, just get a nursing home room already!!!"