TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"DAMMIT!!!

What's the safety word?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody hell.

An entire afterlife. Not one place to buy stain remover."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"A Cleveland Steamer? Quest que ce la?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Heaven doesn't have any club soda?

Shit."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "We stay here much longer, Balock Puppet and Leonidas will show up."
Scotty: "How many off-color jokes can their be?"
Mitchell: "We're finding out."

 

[Shatmandu]

Assless Chaps Picard, offscreen: "Does this thing on my taint look like a boil?"
Burnt Chest Picard: "Madness. Madness ..."

 

[Starpaul20]

McCoy: "We stay here much longer, Balock Puppet and Leonidas will show up."
Scotty: "How many off-color jokes can their be?"
Mitchell: "We're finding out."

*God power sound*

Balok puppet: You have 2 more captions!
Mitchell: On second thought, maybe this was a bad idea.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Kirk: Sometimes I wonder if the caption contests going off the rails is why it takes Outpost4 so long to update them. Then I remember I'm not Outpost4, soooooooo...not my problem.

 

[Triskelion]

Pike: No flaking. What's his secret?

 

[cooleddie74]

"I know what I'm doing, Chris.

I've handled the big breasted women of Areolas IV before. Repeatedly."

 

[Captain Crow]

Pike: No flaking. What's his secret?

Kirk: I take it off and have it dry cleaned.

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Jim, how do you get that big head of yours through your shirt collar?"

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Scotty, the captain!"

Scotty: "Aye, I warned him about that Egosian brandy and the number it'll do on his head."

 

[Tim]

Pike: "So, according this new history, i no longer end up a complete invalid with a beeper, my hair is light and whispy, these horrible turtle necks are gone, and i die saving "Your" Enterprise from from something called a

Guess I don't need to see the new movie now.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Theres something different about you Chris. Not sure what.

 

[Gertch]

"Mr Spock. Search the databanks for theoretical possibilities of - more cowbell."

 

[Triskelion]

Jim: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?
McCoy: Slow down.
Jim: What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?
McCoy: Slow down!
Jim: Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?

 

[Rat Boy]

Balok puppet: "Don't mind him; he just spent the night with Jennifer Anniston."

 

[Gary7]

Scotty: "What in blazes has happened to the captain??"

McCoy: "Sadly, it looks like the drugs have finally caught up with him. There's nothing I can do."

Jim: "Brownies... brownies..."

 

[Gary7]

Walken: "That's it Mr. Spock, I think... we've got it... just the right... amount of cowbell."