In space, no one can hear you bukkakke.
TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe
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In space, no one can hear you bukkakke.
Pike: "Well I hope you're happy. Now they're turning it into an ENT caption contest and whatever the hell that black and white picture is from."
Kirk: I believe it was a show about the Doctor.
Pike: What?
Kirk: Not what. Who.
Pike: uh?
KIRK:"Let me handle this, Chris.
I have a lifetime of experience with tackling pussies."
Pike: "Haven't heard from that goddamned Monkee in here yet. Where's that anti-funny shitstain?"
Sombrero Shatner: "No idea. <then shouting> YOU IN HERE, DAVY?"
Mitchell, with Godly Echo: "Oh, I didn't put Davy in here. Heh."
Noel: "Uh oh."
Mitchell, with Godly Echo: "Davy's in Hell, taking long, slow, firey draws off the Devil's pecker."
<All fall silent.>
McCoy: "Fair enough."
Pike: "Haven't heard from that goddamned Monkee in here yet. Where's that anti-funny asswipe?"
Sombrero Shatner: "No idea. <then shouting> YOU IN HERE, DAVY?"
Mitchell, with Godly Echo: "Oh, I didn't put Davy in here. Heh."
Noel: "Uh oh."
Mitchell, with Godly Echo: "Davy's in Hell, taking long, slow, firey draws off the Devil's pecker."
<All fall silent.>
McCoy: "Fair enough."
How sad that you guys are now forced to caption a blank picture!!!! ...Outpost4 they're desperate and resorting to new lows -- which I didn't think possible...but here we are....
Mitchell: "Well, at least I'm out of that goddamn chair! My back was killing me!"
It's actually quite liberating.
Sombrero Shatner: "Someone's standing on my testicles."
Ancient McCoy: "Oh, shit. Sorry."
Sombrero Shatner: "I didn't say to move."
This is what you end up with when you feed too much chili into the Enterprise's anti-matter feed.
Bridges: "Alright, 'bout time you boys put me in this chair so I can get some things done around here. But wait... where's my cool brown velor jacket with big ol' gold buckles?"
McCoy: "Wrong series, Lloyd."
Bridges: "Oh boy... we're in the color-coded jammies one, eh? Jeez. Alright, I won't let sitting around in skivvies keep me from getting things done. Navigator, plot a course out of this mess. Helmsman, warp speed. Let's clear this caption contest debris, pronto!"
Bridges: "What the--what the hell's with the hats?"
Sulu: "Sir, you said 'pronto.' And they're sombreros."
Bridges: "So? What's that got to do with anything?"
McCoy: *sigh* "It's a long story."
Scotty: "Aye, but at this rate, we've got plenty of it. I'll go get the tequila."
Bridges: "Hey you, engineering fella. It's Scotty, right? Why aren't you wearing one?"
Scotty: "I'm Scottish! We've got our own festive hats, y'know."
McCoy: How many Bridges does a starship need?
BA-DUM-DUM-CH!
Spock (OS): As I have feared Captain, this caption contest has been up for so long that the space time continuum has actually started to warp.
Kirk: Yeah, that's pretty obvious Mr. Spock.
Pike: I feel a little twisted.
Oh no, we're being "SHAT-MO-TIZED"!
