TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time
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Kirk: "You know what they say Bones .....A Spock in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Bones: "Is that a bifurcated penis joke?"
Flashbacks are hell
LESLIE:"You know...I just realized something.
I've had sex with five of the people in this room."
"DAMMIT, Jim.
This is the last time I let an android without pointed ears book us into a nursin' home!!"
McCOY:"Ever notice how small the portions are here, Jim? I think our grandkids screwed us."
KIRK:"WHAT??
NO, I don't own a camel, Bones!!"
"The nurse on the Third Floor keeps eyein' me funny when she changes my colostomy bag, Jim...I think she wants a taste o' the ole Southern mint julep!"
McCoy: Just what in the HELL are they putting in our medication these days?!
Kirk: You see them too... I'm scared.
Tiny Spock On McCoy's Shoulder: "Here's some logic for you, asshole. <smashes pink chunk into McCoy's ear, then kicks him in jaw>"
McCoy: "Jim, thirty of them watched me have sex with Uhura last night."
Kirk: "Yikes."
McCoy: "They shouted out things in those tiny little voices of theirs: <pitched higher> 'Faster!' 'Smack her ass!'"
Kirk: "No shit?"
McCoy: "One claimed to be bigger than my penis and offered to step in and take over."
Tiny Spock on Kirk's Shoulder: "'Claimed?'"
McCoy: "There used to be five tiny Spocks."
Kirk, shifting in seat: "Found him."
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Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: My nickname's not so funny now, is it Captain poopy pants?
Kirk: "Dammit, I wish that hadn't caught on. I should've known it'd come back and bite me in the ass."
McCoy: He's gone too far!
Kirk: Bones, calm down.
McCoy: He's making us eat Lemon Cubes because he thinks it will make us think more logically!
Spock: Crewman Wilson, I believe you failed to eat your dinner.
Leslie: Do you think if we smile a lot they'l invite us to the cool kids table?
