TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time
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Kirk: Jello shots? I haven't done Jello shots in years!
MCCOY: You better not have forgotten my jello Spock!!!!!!
MCCOY: You better not have forgotten my jello Spock!!!!!!
Kirk: "Bones, it's right in front of you. It's all jello."
McCoy: "You stay out of this, Chekov!"
Kirk: Jello shots? I haven't done Jello shots in years!
MCCOY: You better not have forgotten my jello Spock!!!!!!
McCoy: "You stay out of this, Sulu!"
Chekov: I AM staying out of Sulu!Kirk: Jello shots? I haven't done Jello shots in years!
MCCOY: You better not have forgotten my jello Spock!!!!!!
McCoy: "You stay out of this, Sulu!"
"Don't tell me. That Rat Boy, he mocks you."
McCoy: "You stay out of this, cooleddie."
* Honestly, I'm ripping off a Candlelight joke from an old Movie Caption Contest Thread.
Star Trek:The Incontinent Generation
McCoy: "This has got to stop: I just sneezed a tiny Spock."
Kirk: "Oh yeah? Well, I accidentally cleaned my ears out with one. Beat that."
McCoy: "Last time I took a dump, and it had bits of red jumpsuit in it. Beat that."
Kirk: "I thought I had jock-itch, but it was a tiny Spock biting my left nut. Beat that."
McCoy: "I caught two of them having sex in my pillow case."
Kirk: "I found a dead one in my Coke can."
McCoy: "I saw ten of them wearing miner helmets heading into Sulu's quarters."
Kirk: "I got drunk and smoked one. When I lit his head, he screamed."
McCoy: "I found out I've been using one as an ointment applicator."
Kirk: "I fell in love with one and planned to leave Starfleet so we could be together."
McCoy: "I killed twelve with a beer fart."
Kirk: "I felt one in the toe of my boot while dressing, and I kept right on pushing."
McCoy: "I invited thousands to a party, then opened the shuttlebay doors."
Kirk: "I equipped a team of five with machetes and gave them a map to Uhura's crotch."
McCoy: "I dressed one up as Superman and one as Wonder Woman and one as The Invisible Man, and I forced them to reenact that old joke over and over."
Kirk: "I filled one with ink and used him as a stylus."
McCoy: "I played Jenga with them, and killed the losers."
Kirk: "One of them bit me, so I put him in a microwave."
McCoy: "I did that dandelion thing with one."
Kirk: "The what?"
McCoy: "The dandelion thing: 'Momma had a baby and it's head popped off!' <flicks thumb>"
Kirk: "Oh yeah, that. Pretty sick."
McCoy, sighing, looking down: "Yeah."
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Kirk: "I'm afraid we're outnumbered, Bones."
McCoy: "Dammit! Well, at least draw your phaser and put up a fight."
Rooney: "And I think I've had just about enough of starship cafeterias. What are these colored blocks, anyway? Are they supposed to be some kind of synthesized nutrition masquerading as fruit? Well, I don't care for them. I've been plugged up for several days now. Even the captain can't get a bowel movement, despite downing a few bowls of high fiber black bean soup. If that really IS soup. You just never know on these so called starships. Next time I beam aboard, I'm bringing along a steamer trunk filled with food that won't cork my colon."
Rooney: "And I think I've had just about enough of starship cafeterias. What are these colored blocks, anyway? Are they supposed to be some kind of synthesized nutrition masquerading as fruit? Well, I don't care for them. I've been plugged up for several days now. Even the captain can't get a bowel movement, despite downing a few bowls of high fiber black bean soup. If that really IS soup. You just never know on these so called starships. Next time I beam aboard, I'm bringing along a steamer trunk filled with food that won't cork my colon."
Kirk: "Oh, kill me now, God! All he does is talk and talk!!!"
MCCOY: You better not have forgotten my jello Spock!!!!!!
Kirk: "Bones, it's right in front of you. It's all jello."
McCoy: "You stay out of this, Chekov!"
Kirk: "Hiccups? I didn't know I had the hiccups!"
McCoy: "What's that l'il fella...? L'il Timmy's trapped down a mineshaft...? Well, what you waiting for, lead the way."
^Now that caption I KNOW you've used before.
TLV - my kind of poster.
Actually I think it's my first time resurrecting that decrepit gag. I should have used it on that Alexander pic a few compos ago, but still. Spocky the Vulcan Kangaroo will have to do.
