TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[cooleddie74]

ALEXANDER:"Make Parmen END THIS CONTEST...or...or else I'll kill myself and take the rest of them with me!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Major Liebkind: I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

 

[cooleddie74]

SS OFFICER:"Alright...who broke wind?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Nazi: "Vhat is the deal here? Do you think you're too sexy for your shirts?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk and Spock got more than they bargained for when they asked Sulu to book their 2268 vacation package.

 

[Gertch]

Nazi: "Vhat is the deal here? Do you think you're too sexy for your shirts?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim, I believe this is not the Nazi planet."

Kirk: "Well, what planet is it then?"

Spock: "The bondage planet."

 

[Gary7]

Nazi: "Vhat is the deal here? Do you think you're too sexy for your shirts?"

Agreed. I think Rat Boy got that one... funniest quote I've seen for it yet.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "E tu, Shorte?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Knowing that the Major might detect it at any moment, Kirk and
Spock used PMC* in an effort to formulate an escape plan.




* Pectoral Morse Code

 

[Michael]

Knowing that the Major might detect it at any moment, Kirk and
Spock used PMC* in an effort to formulate an escape plan.




* Pectoral Morse Code

Naturally.

 

[Gary7]

ST Bloopers, eat your heart out. This thread has had me laughing more than I ever expected.

 

[M'Sharak]

ST Bloopers, eat your heart out. This thread has had me laughing more than I ever expected.

You should look back through some of the previous contests. There have been some really good ones (in the "laugh yourself into a state of paralysis" sense.)

 

[Triskelion]

Please Spock...not in front of the nazis.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Why are you talking to me, man?

 

[Nerys Myk]

HERR FLICK: Schultz, you dumkopft!!! I said, bring me Newkirk!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

HERR FLICK: Schultz, you dumkopft!!! I said, bring me Newkirk!!!!!

Schultz: "I know nutzing!"

Old Spock: "Clearly."

 

[Michael]

*Must resist the urge to correct every use of faux German in this thread*

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "We appreciate the anticipation foreplay but could we get on with the flogging please?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Herr Flick: "Good. Now pluck this other one clean and bring them both to the buggering chamber."