SPOCK: I am for you, Helen Noel.
TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week
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SPOCK: I am for you, Helen Noel.
Uh, Gertch, you may want to revise that caption.
McCoy (thinking): "Where no man has gone before my ass."
The phrase "where no man has gone before my ass" means something completely different than "where no man has gone before, my ass."
That comma is pretty damn important.
That comma is pretty damn important.
I was thinking about that when I wrote it but I figured no one here would take it the wrong way. Nah, no way. Not us.
Spock: "Your mind, to my mind......your breast, to my hand..."
Spock: "Captain...I am sensing something.....She says, '20-credits, same as on Starbase 14.'"
Little did Kirk know, Chekov rented Star Trek Kids In Space, Not Star Trek XI.
Gracie's pregnant.
Spock: "I do not understand why placing my hand here results in your saying, 'Tuning in Tokyo'."
Spock: "Captain, I do believe we are now ready for the conversion to digital."
Spock like boobies!!!
"They...are...REAL...
Tit...RU...
And...they are...
spectacular..."
Bones: to himself: <sniff> "Did this bitch just crop dust me?"
"You may be a coal miner's daughter, Miss...but my medscans show absolutely NO signs of black lung.
You're free to go!"