Koo koo ka choo Keptin?
TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week
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Koo koo ka choo Keptin?
Chekov: Keptin, vat does it mean, "sock it to me"? Vy vood someone asked to be hit?
Very interesting. But shtupid!
Kirk: "I love the Mythbusters as much as anyone, but he's getting a little long in the tooth."
Chekov: Keptin, vat does it mean, "sock it to me"? Vy vood someone asked to be hit?
Very interesting. But shtupid!
Do you believe in the Hereafter?
Romulan: "... and then she said, 'Bitch, you out yo' mind?' and I said, 'Hol' up, hol' up: who you callin' bitch, BITCH?' And boy, let me tell you, that bitch got MAD! DAMN! And then ... Oh. Hang on. I have to threaten the fat Earthling's ship for a moment ..."
Chekov: "Keptin, the uniwersal translator appears to be broken"
KIRK:"Wow.
Our intelligence estimates on their Empire were WAAAAAAY off. We didn't take into account the severe obesity epidemic on Romulus."
"I believe you are starding to curdle, Doctor.
I recommend a prompt and thorough draining."
Chekov: "Keptin I thought ve agreed...No furry porn!"
CHEKOV:"Meh.
I still prefer de bouncing Sloth Head."
"Look...I, uh...I'm sorry I got you pregnant.
We have over 100 women on this ship, but most are ice queens or lesbians. I have to jump at opportunities when I see 'em!"
TAL:"Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, Commander.
You don't say.
You don't say.
You DO NOT say."
KIRK:"What is your commander's response?"
TAL:"She didn't say."
Bones: "I never noticed that tattoo before. What does it say.......Property of Jim Kirk.... Son of a bitch!!!!"
Chekov: "Keptin can ve go to Vally Vorld??? Can Ve...Can Ve...Can Ve!!!!"
MYTHBUSTERS
Science Fiction Edition!
"Beautiful dress and hair, Miss.
Can I borrow them tonight? Don't ask."
