TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Why yes, I do notice that your boobs are starting to firm up."

 

[cooleddie74]

"As I suspected.

The temporal eddys and chroniton surges in that nebula have caused the right implant to rupture."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dees Pat Benatar costume videos are getting QVITE out of hand, sir."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Honk Honk'... If I were human."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No tricorder scan is necessary, Captain.

The milk's gone bad."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Just one more centimeter higher... yes... Yes. There, now they're even. Have a good time at the party Sulu."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: My father wouldn't let my mother breast feed me... so I must partake of yours, Lieutenant.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "The left hand is preferred, when doing 'The Spocker.'"


(Is it odd that I recognize that woman based solely on her breasts?)

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Keptin, ve all agree that it was wrong for Meester Spock to stink-palm you. Could we please start the engines and move out?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: My other hand is attempting to meld with her posterior seating.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I may be Vulcan, but this is one Noel I'd love to celebrate."

Spock: "I'm sorry, but my Vulcan inner-eyelid didn't fully protect my eyesight that one time."
Helen Noel: "Yeah-yeah."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Mister Scott is not available, I'm afraid. <stifles smile with hand> Might I ask the nature of your relationship?"
Crew of the USS Latino Gangbang, together: "Nooooooooo."

 

[Super Grover]

McCoy thinking: I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny.

I'll have your ship running again in no time as soon as I install these new propane regulators I tell you what.

Welcome back to the Larry King show on CNN. Going back to the phone lines now, Starship Enterprise, you're on the air. Hello...go ahead caller.

 

[Super Grover]

Kirk: what's all this churning and bubbling, you call this a sensor.
Spock: No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee. Would you care for some?
Kirk: Of course! I always have coffee when I watch sensors. YOu know that.
Spock: of course I do.
Kirk: Everyone knows that.
Crew guarding their crotches: OF COURSE WE DO SIR!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (thinking): My breast inspector badge fools them every time.

 

[Super Grover]

Spock (thinking): My breast inspector badge fools them every time.

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[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Ve missed out on de Super Bowl to vatch a PBS pledge drive?"

 

[Kirby]

Chekov: Geez, and you think that I'm a douchebag!

 

[Rat Boy]

Mr. Spock comforts Mrs. Warner after the Super Bowl.

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: Is the SuperBowl pregame show about over?