William Shatner IS The Fonze: HEEEYYYYY
TOS Caption Contest #119 - Sing Me A Song
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William Shatner IS The Fonze: HEEEYYYYY
Another Phase II joke:
Kirk: "All right, Bones, how long have you known about Peter?"
McCoy: "About him being gay?"
Kirk: "About him having a mullet! I can't have any blood relative of mine going around looking like that. Imagine if David grew up and had a perm. What does that say about me as a father?"
Kirk: "All right, Bones, how long have you known about Peter?"
McCoy: "About him being gay?"
Kirk: "About him having a mullet! I can't have any blood relative of mine going around looking like that. Imagine if David grew up and had a perm. What does that say about me as a father?"
Kirk: See... no hair...
Bones: Looks freshly shaved to me.
Kirk: "What?? Do you wanna frisk me? I mean if you wanna frisk me go ahead. I'm totally OK with the whole frisking thing."
Bones: "No, that's OK Jim."
Kirk: "OK can I interest you in a body cavity search?"
Uhura: "Mr. Scott did you just grab my ass?"
Scotty: "Aye, I like big butts and I canna lie."
Go on...guess where I'm pierced. Bet ya can't.
- Captain, permission to change our crew rotation from the next mission at Toro VII, the planet of the Bull People, to the Risan Conference of Alien Exosexology. Captain? Captain!
- Told ya, lassie. Pissin' into a plasma conduit.
Kirk: "Bones, it's not my fault I'm a natural aphodesiac."
McCoy: "It is they way you prescribe it be taken."
Uhura: "It looks ... pretty dangerous and menacing."
Scotty: "Ay. Perhaps we should change our uniforms; we look like a blimey walking target."
Sulu: {sultry voice} "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Director." {/sultry voice}
Ah, a win! The pederast jokes are the best, this time of year ...
Kirk: "Then tell Uhura not to pass out at parties ..."
Red Shirt: "Did the only planet to allow gay marriage have to be so dusty?"
Sulu, sighing: "I told Pavel to clip the gerbils' nails first ..."
McCoy, offscreen: "Give me that."
Uhura: "That's it, Captain: open your hailing frequencies for these gentlemen ..."
Kirk: "Then tell Uhura not to pass out at parties ..."
Red Shirt: "Did the only planet to allow gay marriage have to be so dusty?"
Sulu, sighing: "I told Pavel to clip the gerbils' nails first ..."
McCoy, offscreen: "Give me that."
Uhura: "That's it, Captain: open your hailing frequencies for these gentlemen ..."
Coot: "The Packers will make the playoffs the next time I pick up a woman wearing this outfit."
Coot: "It took me a while to get this thing going: my best friend used it in the summer to trim his genitals, and he left it all gummed up."
The birth of Takei's resentment of Shatner?
Having to clean out the drain in Shatner's shower.
Guy: "I prefer the summer, when I can do my yardwork wearing only a tube top."
Santa: "Hey, times are tough. Get your own goddamned kids a present."
Uhura: "Captain ... I'm afraid."
Kirk: "Just don't bend over in front of Scotty. Twenty-three skidoo! <jumps through portal>"
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Kirk: "No, I haven't seen Spock. What do I look like, his keeper?" *pause* "My shirt's green? Wouldn't know anything about that..."
On the Day of the Triffids Mr. Sulu got a little fast and loose with the pink hair dye.
Uhura: "Mr. Scott, I've been scanning with the tricorder but I can't detect a single person capable of utilizing proper spelling or grammar!"
Scotty: "Aye, lass, welcome to the TrekBBS..."
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Want the whole yard yellow?
Again with the jumping jacks? I just came down here for some aspirin.
Karl's got a one-word message for you. It says, "Payday, sucka."
