TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm

"You have...I believe the ancient Earth expression is...a 'purty mouth', Doctor.

Very succulent."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm

Spock: Doctor, Mr. Sulu just asked if I would be interested in participating in a "little dock the pink starship" with him. I am unsure as to what he meant.
McCoy: Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm

"Were you aware you have a severed human penis in your ear, Doctor?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm

In tribute

Bones: "Uh, one more thing Sir..., we suspect that the murderer was bifuricated"
Spock: "Blast you and your incessant questioning, why have you questioned noone else, why can't you rely on forensic evidence. Hold me in a cell overnight and beat me with a telephone directory at least!"

 

[Outpost4]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm

Spock: "Are you quite certain you haven't been photoshopped in?"

McCoy: I'm real. You're the product of a reset button.