TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Spock: "No doctor, your shave is not as silky smooth as a Vulcan's testicles. Indeed, my testicles are so silky smooth that silk is nowhere near as silky. And smooth."

McCoy: "Doctor McCoy to Sickbay! Medical emergency! And get me the brain bleach!"

Kid 1: "I loved Star Trek V!"

Kid 2: "When's the next Shatnerverse novel coming out?"

Kid 3: "I bought 47 copies of Tek War!"

Shatner: (A tear coming to his eye) "I... love you all, my children."

 

[Triskelion]

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- It was the dog.
- Fascinating.

- And after seven pages of captioning all he could come up with was some lame fart joke!
- What a loser!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "You told me pants were optional on hot days."
McCoy: "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about."

 

[Outpost4]

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Spock: Any reason Dr. M'Benga is in Starbase 11's sickbay, feverish and mumbling, "pigs in a blanket"?
McCoy: None that I know of.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "Me dropping my stylus is not the blame for your erection, Doctor."

Kirk: "... and the policeman said, 'The phone call is coming from downstairs, in your house!'"
Ugly boy in purple blouse: "You suck."

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"Yes.

Mister Sulu's drunken hickey IS noticeable, Doctor."

KIRK:"...and there...on the handle of the shuttlepod door...was a Borg drone hook!"

KID IN HELMET:"BullSHIT."

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"Did Mister Norman strike you as...behaving oddly?"

McCOY:"Nope. Can't say he did. But then again, I'm stoned as hell right now."

 

[M'Sharak]

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"What do you mean, you smell ozone, Doctor?"

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Remember and take heed of the ancient Earth proverb, Doctor.

He who smelt it...dealt it."

 

[cooleddie74]

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JAHN:"Tell us the story of the Big Bad Network that killed your Five-Year Mission too early, Jim!"

MIRI:"Yeah, Jim! That one scares me...but in a good way!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "I have ascertained your TrekBBS screen name."
McCoy: "Oh."
Spock: "'Oh.'"
McCoy: "I was just ..."
Spock: "Shatmandu."
McCoy: "Now, Spock, it was all in ..."
Spock: "Humans require sleep at some point, Doctor."

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"I'll return your magazine after my duty shift ends, Doctor."

McCOY:"Is it still in one piece?"

SPOCK:"This is my period of pon farr, Doctor. 'One piece' can have many definitions."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "While I do not mind sharing my quarters with you while yours are repainted, I would prefer it if you would flush the toilet."

McCoy: "All I did was ask your mother if she wanted to come to my place and see my etchings ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Phase II joke time!

Spock: "I know you were just getting into the spirit of things, but did you have to kiss me at Peter's bachelor party?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "You could have warned me about Miss Uhura's gonorrhea, you know ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kids: "Kill the beast! Cut its throat!"

Kirk: "Look, I may have put on a few pounds, but I'm not a pig!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "After you blamed me for your turbolift fart, Miss Uhura cut me off for a week ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

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On Soviet Enterprise,

Vulcan examines YOU!

 

[cooleddie74]

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KIRK:"They're called soap and detergent, kids.

They're NOT that hard to get hold of."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Girl: "...and I want a pony, too."

Kirk: "For the last, time, I'm not Santa Claus!"