TOS Caption Contest #115 - Kissy Kissy

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Cloud Festus: "Holiest of Hollies say budget needs cutting, that's why no walls."

Cloud Festus: "Hardest Core of Hollies say German Suplex is superior to Pile Driver."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"What are you talking about Kepten? We're going to be fine. You're Ben, I'm little Joe, Mr Spock can be Hop Sing. We'll all chop wood and raise kettle."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"What are you talking about Kepten? We're going to be fine. You're Ben, I'm little Joe, Mr Spock can be Hop Sing. We'll all chop wood and raise kettle."

SPOCK: "Actually, I'm getting more of a "Hoss" vibe from the Captain and Mr. Scott."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Oh no, sir. Picture them tied in a bow."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well, this is better than having Thanksgiving on the ship."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: This wasn't worth the cover charge.

 

[Gertch]

"Do I know how to give my crew a Happy Thanksgiving or what?"

 

[Alyssa]

Uhura: I drew the short straw and now I have to tell you about the spinach in your teeth

Spock: Thats not spinach, T'Pring changed her mind and she is in my quarters :winkwink:

 

[The Tone]

Spock: Lieutenant, I believe you are blocking my view of that crewman's ass.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Whiskey for my men! Beer for my horses! And a skanky blond for my navigator!"

 

[highlander]

Uhura: "I really, really like you.......as a friend."
Spock: "Not again. It's the ears isn't?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: Slap my ass again, mister, and I'll have you up on sexual harassment charges.

 

[S'kai]

Why would you suggest that I put anything in his drink, just because your roommate is barfing his guts out?

 

[S'kai]

<Crewman in back, banging head against the wall>: Omigod. She's doing it again. Why don't some women ever learn?

 

[Triskelion]

Those piercings are not regulation.
Which piercings, sugah? Northern or southern?

 

[johcomp]

Shatner: So none of you were invited either??

Doohan: No, but he mailed me this DVD of it, as long as I promised not to show it to Walter.

Spock: Fascinating............

 

[johcomp]

Spock: You sing that Devil song at me once more, I'll send for Nomad!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "I ate so much turkey yesterday, when I fart, it sounds like 'GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE.'"
Spock: "..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud Festus, raising a pen: "You ready order supper now?"
McCoy: "No, we need a few more minutes."
Cloud Festus, muttering as he walks away: "Need order soon. Me not staying here all night for you assholes ..."

Spock: "Maybe I've had too much whiskey, but I could really go for some head right now."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: I give up. Is it the janitor?