TOS Caption Contest #114 - Sample In A Jar

[Outpost4]

Chapel: "Oh no. Who is it Doctor?"
McCoy: "Outpost4's free time. It kept slipping away."

There is a phrase in my family: "Do not plan important matters for your leisure time. You may not have any leisure time." That applies to me. This next week gets worse. I won't be able to even get in my house for a few days. So I'm going to San Francisco. Screw it. Don't worry. Next week's pictures are loaded up onto my picture hosting service and I'll have my laptop.

But enough about me. I appreciate your patience and good humor in waiting for me to change this. And speaking of humor, it was all the old farts this week, with wins by Rat Boy, Nerys Myk and Shatmandu. What's that line about there is no such thing as a new joke? But congratulations to all of you, but especially Rat Boy, our first thirty time winner.

YEOMAN: So, does this mean there is an opening in the Token Asian Dept?

Chapel: "Leg or wing?"
McCoy: "Hmm ..."

Everyone was glad when Koenig wasn't brough in for TAS.

This next week we have McCoy once again confusing Sick Bay with the Bridge and a picture from The Cage.

One week this time. I promise.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (17x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (21x)

Plus one this time for a total of 22!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (19x)

Plus one this time for a total of 20!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (29x)

Plus one this time for a total of 30!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (17x)
Sector 7
Shatmandu (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (10x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: For humans, it's normally just 10cc.

Pike: Let us go or I'll cut your nosehairs so short you'll never snort again!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I thought you got rid of that still.

MCCOY: It's for medicinal purposes only!

 

[scottydog]

Kelley: "Nichols' water just broke, and here you can see a little GR tadpole!"

Pike pointed the gun at the alien in vein.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Arrrgghhh!

I like it!

 

[DRMidnite]

McCoy: Stiffler...have you been drinking again?

 

[DRMidnite]

Talosian: I will not take it back! Barrett most certainly does look better as a brunette!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Number 1: "Don't you point a laser at our baby!"
Pike: "Do you know how hard it is to get baby sick out of velour?"

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: I hear you give great head.

 

[DRMidnite]

Pike: I hear you give great head.

Now that's funny!

 

[Triskelion]

Now now..there's no need to get testes.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, the sun is rising in the east again! All is well.

McCoy: "The condom left in the punch bowl was one of the larger ones, so I took you and Sulu off the suspects list."
<Uhura giggles.>

Pike: "I'm a big fan of assplay, and I couldn't help but notice the back of your head ..."

 

[John Picard]

The Sopranos, 23rd Century style.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Suffice it to say, you're NOT the father.

For the last time, NO PETS allowed on the Enterprise!

But he's so CUTE!

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

McCoy: Well, Jim, you've done it again. All the literature said that Rigellian Jellyfish and human DNA was incompatible. But here it is.

Pike: "Only one week for this contest or the puffy headed alien gets it!"



sorry, Outpost, couldn't resist.

 

[E-Blonde]

McCoy: Well James, there really is a difference between shaken and stirred.

Pike: Hold still mister. The ladies around here don't tolerate nose hair.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "I extracted it from his rectum."
Kirk: "The sample?"
McCoy: "No, the jar."

Talosian: "Nooo, don't kill me, I'm not an alien. It's space mumps, honest!"

 

[Triskelion]

- Happy birthday, Jim. Here's a jar of my homemade tequila.
- Is that...?
- I couldn't get a worm, so I used one of Scotty's rectal tapeworms, yes.

Pike: Sorry, I had the hair dryer set on mutate. No charge.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "You know, come to think of it, Pepsi Clear doesn't taste a thing like regular Pepsi."

Talosian: "You know, come to think of it, you do look a little like JFK."

 

[scottydog]

Pike: "How can you prove you're Captain Jean Luc Picard?"

Picard: "Note the familiar position of my Numbah One."