TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Didn't I tell ya I can have multiple orgasms while sippin' a julep?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Orange Shirts! What is going on in this damn mirror universe with Orange Shirts?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Man, Governor, I didn't know you could kill a grizzly bear with your hands!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk needed help making it to a men's lavatory after taking a dare and eating one too many synthesized chimichongas in the mess hall.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk's first roller-blading lesson didn't go very well.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Anyone else having problems seeing the images? I can only see the Afro-sheen picture (great caption, great photoshopping!)

 

[M'Sharak]

Join Starfleet: travel to exotic planets in distant systems, meet interesting hot
Yeomen of the Week and have rough, sweaty sex in the bushes with them...

...but be sure to stay in your own Universe, or you could end up getting
your ass tossed in the brig. Oh, sorry, Captain! Better luck next time!

 

[Outpost4]

Anyone else having problems seeing the images? I can only see the Afro-sheen picture (great caption, great photoshopping!)

My picture server is www.villagephotos.com. Double check you are not having a problem with that site.

The pictures are showing up fine for me.

 

[Gertch]

"You certainly do take a lot out of a man my dear."

 

[Rat Boy]

This season on Star Trek: The Girls Next Door...

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Day-am, girl! You sucked it so hard, grass went up my butt."

Red Shirt #1: "Nothing personal, sir. Self-preservation."
Red Shirt #2: "Going out an airlock shouldn't be too bad ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Wait'll I tell Spock."
Barrows: "He knows. He was in the bushes."

Kirk, all shouty: "The nude jumping jacks are not in the regulations!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "Day-am, girl! You squirted clear across the pasture."
Barrows: "Told ya I was good!"

Red Shirt #1: "Come on sir it won't hurt"
Red Shirt #2: "Yeah, it only Sulu giving you his version of the royal bumps"

 

[26138]

Kirk (offscreen): Hey! How'd she get her shirt ripped before me?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Ah, just what the Doctor ordered.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well what do you know? I finally got the last bird!"

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Bonk bonk! On the head! BONK! BONK!

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSHIRT: Nice biceps, do you work out?

 

[M'Sharak]

[Kirk, V/O:]
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well...​

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIMACING REDSHIRT: Christ, would it hurt if you lost a couple pounds!?