TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[Outpost4]

Kirk: "Look at these numbers, Spock. After Wednesday, it's like no one knows we even exist anymore. We better get Clouds William and Festus for the next contest."

Spock: "I'll see if Running Me is also available."

Kirk: "Wouldn't hurt to bring in Grignak, Vomit, and Baby Jimmy while we're at it."

Kirk: Leave the afro wig in your quarters, though.

Spock: (mutters Vulcan obscenities under his breath)

There is no way our heroes are going to take getting usurped by these uppity upstaging upstarts. Up your shaft!

Once again, we had a lot of winners last week, including first time winner and long time TrekBBSer, Super Grover. Atavachron also made a long overdue return to the winner's circle. Congratulations to everyone, but especially these two.

Our regular winners were the aforementioned Atavachron and Triskelion, with the bonus picture captioned by Shatmandu..

Screwtop or cork?

Spock: "...and don't forget toilet paper and milk and those Little Debbie cupcakes I like so much."

Burbank prostitutes reported brisk business that night, but the Johns mostly just wanted to talk.

We had a photoshop winner from cooleddie74, although the 'shopping was done my Nerys Myk.

"DAMMIT, Jim!!!

I'm losing the Jheri-quantum hold on Carl's 'do! Quick, Scotty...throw me that Afrosheen!!!"

Finally, special recognition goes to Super Grover for these three captions in one post. Any one of them could have been an individual winner. Hey, Super Grover, play here more often, OK?

Ok, Romo is out for four weeks. Allright, tell them I'll take Favre and Welker.

"Spock, I don't believe this giant Novelty pencil sharpener is the answer to our problem."

Admiral...there be virgins here!

Our new pics both involve fighting back:

These guys won't take it lying down. OK, maybe McCoy and Barrows will.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (20x)

goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (18x)

Plus one this time for a total of 19!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (28x)

Plus one this time for a total of 29!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (17x)
Sector 7
Shatmandu (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover

First Time Winner!
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Sorry, missy, for tearing your blouse over that butt plug. I had no idea...

Kirk: But I look fat in red!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "In my experience it's best just to laugh rape off. Why I recall at the Academy, when I was forcibly buggered by a couple of senior classmen who made me orally pleasure a cadaver. How we chuckled afterwards..."

Redshirt: "L'il baby Kirk wants his diapey changed, doesn't he?"
Kirk: "I'm not wearing the bonnet, I'm not wearing the bonnet!"
Redshirt putting on Yoda voice: "You will be... you will be..."

 

[Gertch]

"Holy shit Jim. I think I just cured my ED!"

"I don't care what pill McCoy just gave you I'm not going along!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Barrows: "The captain's right! Landing parties are more fun when your shirt gets torn."

Shatner: "Let me on the set, dammit! I must be in the new movie! I'M...CAPTAIN KIRK!"

Spoiler: Possible movie spoilers

Urban: "The fuck's his problem?"

Pine: "Hey, wasn't that Denny Crane?"

 

[Gertch]

"You know Jim, I do like it better when you rip your shirt after trading bodies with a woman."

 

[Rat Boy]

Redshirt: "Man, this kid's fussy."

 

[scottydog]

Not the 3-way Kirk envisioned having that day.

McCoy loved playing doctor.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Normally I have to cruise gay bars to find rough trade like that.

 

[EnsignHarper]

Forget it, Tania....it will never work on Sulu...never, ever!

Redshirt: Boy, when the Captain falls apart, it sure is hard to get his arms in the sockets the right way...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Barrows: "Wow! the Earths still moving"
McCoy: " Whats that Running down you leg? My Love"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait, wait! I'm not the evil Kirk! I'm the good one!"

Redshirt: "Sorry sir, we just have to be sure."

Kirk: "I'm going to get you for this, Spock!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

"Holy shit Jim. I think I just cured my ED!"

"What should I do if my erection lasts longer than 4 hours?"

Barrows: "I have an idea or ten"

Breaking the captain's masturbation habit proved to be more difficult than initially anticipated.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"See?

TOLD ya I can be rough as hell and nasty...but wasn't it a pleasant ride?"

KIRK:"Dammit, NO!!!

Spock...Bones...Scotty...ANYONE!!

Tell 'em...I didn't shoplift from the ship's stores!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"And here Jim's been tellin' me...I AIN'T gonna ever have rough, casual sex with a crewman who looks a little like Julianne Moore..."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "... I do NOT... want to watch... a Cincinnati Bengals game!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I.....will....NOT.....WATCH...Sulu....and....his....partner.....have....SEX!!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Denny Crane's first gun arrest circa 1967.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Chris Pine RUINED MY IMAGE!!!

I'm gonna KILL THE BASTARD!!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Outhouse4!

Let's see Phlox, Crusher, Bashir, or the Mark 1 try that!

But the Orion year is 19 months! She's legal on earth!