TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout

[cooleddie74]

"Years in that New Zealand penal colony HARDENED me, gentlemen...my granddaddy drank strychnine...my momma handled snakes."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Thats right gentleman, I got these tickets to Risa on Priceline.com. I paid only 99 credits."
Cloud William: "Not this Priceline.com shit again!"
Cloud Festus: "He get big kick backs, he never gonna let it go."

 

[Outpost4]

I got two!

Cloud William: "Are they two tickets to paradise, one named Kirk?"

Cloud Festus: "I have two ticks and a pair of lice."

 

[Nerys Myk]

FREEEBIRD!!!!!

 

[Triskelion]

The Bathhouse, people! Trust me on this one!

 

[cooleddie74]

Scalping on Omega IV soon came to have an entirely new and unpleasant meaning...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone holdin'?

I got the flame if you got the game."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: By using this collection of steam cells, we may be able to cure you of the, as Doctor McCoy puts it, "gift that keeps on giving."

 

[Rat Boy]

FREEEBIRD!!!!!

Cloud William: "Free-bird? Free-bird?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk was sweating big time as to whether he would be able to get the $250 he paid for his extra Rolling Stones tickets.

 

[Drob]

Kirk: "Will it blend?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "I...do not fully understand, one named Kirk, but the directions on how to properly fist will be obeyed. I swear it!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: It's a gift from the planet Cuisinart.

 

[Gertch]

Cue from Outpost4

Spock: "It's the leader of the planet Cuisinart's personal transportation device. Ah, he has arrived. I'll just press this button to let him out..."

 

[M'Sharak]

"I'm... Slim Shady
Ye-hes!
I'm the real Shady
All you other... Slim Shadys
are just imitatin'
So... won't the real... Slim Shady
please stand up?
please stand up?
please stand up?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "So that's the secret ingredient in plomeek soup? Pumpkin guts?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The next words out of Kirk's mouth were "Beautiful!!" when he realized how much and far the Yang women could squirt

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: "Sweaty topless guys wearing skirts? GENE! I DEMAND A RE-WRITE!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"It's one of my superfluous extra eyelids."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Fairly elaborate for a pancake maker, but yes, I'll buy one."
Kirk: "Sold!"