TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout
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Kirk always won "holding your breath" contests with the Yangs.
But he had a hard time against Cloud Festus.
Spock: "Captain, I have acquired adequate accommodations for your vacation, at a very reasonable price I might add, through Priceline."
Atavachron
It was important for Jim to gargle with Scope before his Yang gang bang.
Kirk: "So you say they are called "Sea Monkeys", Mr Spock?"
Spock: "There seems to be a Gerbil missing from my Habitrail."
Kirk: "Doctor, I want a full cavity search on Mr. Sulu! Lemiwinks must be found!"
Kirk tried to explain the benefits of the Federation until he was blue in the face.
"The first Yang to correctly guess what's in my hand gets a tour of my starship!"
KIRK:"That pizza done cooking yet, Spock?
I am starving."
"BONK!
BONK - BONK on the stupid plot!!!"
I get back to work and I've got a win and there's a new caption contest, thanks Outpost 
Kirk didn't have the heart to tell Spock the little light bulb didn't really cook anything.
Kirk didn't have the heart to tell Spock the little light bulb didn't really cook anything.
Yang Bill: Are you sure him Captain?
Yang Ted: Why you ask?
Yang Bill: Him take rodent test with much less aplomb than one called Sulu.
I want to lick the spoon, Spock.
Doctor, there is no -
No, me! I'm the captain and if anyone gets to lick the spoon it's gonna be me!
Gentlemen may I remind you that this is not -
Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a spoon-watcher!
Well Spock? What do you have to say for yourself??
If you eat this you will both suffer perforated intestinal lining followed by certain pain-wracked death.
I said it first!
You're relieved, Bones! ME! ME! ME!
Spock: "I have successfully modified your microwave, Captain: your chicken nuggets will now take one-point-three-two seconds to cook."
Kirk, rubbing hands together: "Fuckin'-A."
If there's a reason to live in the 23rd century, it's this ^
What else would you do with the technology? Really?
Kirk: "I want answers!"
Spock: "Analysis is forthcoming, Captain. All we know so far is that it fell out of your pantleg."
Kirk: "It did NOT... fall out of... MY pantleg... it was Spock's!"
