TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark

[Outpost4]

Is it Tuesday yet?

I was at a rock festival in northern Minnesota this last week, coming home slow with an extra couple of days of hanging out at one of the 10,000 lakes. Good times.

But it's also time to acknowledge the great work that went on while I was away. It was all accomplished by the old guard this week, with wins by The Laughing Vulcan, Gertch and Rat Boy. Thanks for holding up my low standards in my absence.

McCoy: "Superman Underoos?"

Spock: "Perhaps Captain, you should cease trying to apprehend the roadrunner."

Dark Haired Woman: "Don't worry Mr Spock, it happens to most men eventually."
Kirk: "Speak for yourself."

It was mentioned this last week that this would be contest #100. Yessirree, Bob. I am going to make a change starting now. While I will continue to consult with Shatmandu to make sure I don't reuse any of his pics, I'm not going to worry any more about ones that were captioned before he took over. I know some pictures were used in caption contests years ago and so far I've avoided them. Not any longer. It was so long ago, and some of these pictures are just so ripe for captioning, that I'm going to recycle a few them starting with this contest. This week you'll be able to caption Gary and Liz in a pregnant poise. Or maybe it's nine months before a pregnant poise. I'm not sure. I do know that it will be funny.

I'm also using three pics this time as this caption will run for 9-10 days, being changed out weekend after next.

Happy anniversary, caption contest!



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (18x)

Plus one this time for a total of 19!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (23x)

Plus one this time for a total of 24!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (12x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Dehner: Your fresh breath is a godsend, Gary.

Spock: Last time I pulled your finger, we had to clear the bridge!

Spock: I'm requesting a leave of absence because after last week's operation, I dare not move my hands.

 

[Rat Boy]

Dehner: "That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it!"

Mitchell: "Baby, that won't be invented for another twenty years. Gimmee some sugar."

Riley: "He's one of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!"

Spock: "I shall give you my analysis of the pulsar, but you must guess which hand it is in."

 

[Triskelion]

Got a wet nap?

I did not take your hemorrhoid pillow. Would you please stop insisting -
J'ACCUSE!

- Spock, wanna tell me why the Commodore just chewed me out over a missing hemorrhoid pillow?
- He's too full of Vulcan pride to say it, Jim. But he's got the Poo Farr.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mitchell: "What's a guy got to do to get ESPN around here?"

Riley: "I'm telling you. A booger, right there."

Spock: "Illogical. I would know if there was mucus on my face."

Kirk: "Still hasn't cleaned it off?"

McCoy: "He's too stubborn to admit when he's wrong."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode Whatever It Is This Week - As Time Goes By

Frank Poole was found alive and well in the 23rd century and flirting

Kevin : HE DID THIS TO ME ! I USED TO BE NORMAL, NOW I'M SHOUTING ALL THE TIME !

Spock : Thanks removing that 'Kick Me' sign from my back.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Mitchell: Kiss me, Doctor, I've just had the garlic-roasted chicken from the ship's galley.

Riley: Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole!

Kirk: After we get off-duty, let's say you and me with a bottle of Saurian Brandy and a nice candlelight diner in my cabin.
Bones: I knew it! Uhura you owe me 50 credits.

 

[Shatmandu]

One hundred contests! Yow.

They still make me laugh at moments during the various episodes.

Gary: "When I hit my bedpan with just a little squirt of shit each time, so you have to come back over and over? That's for you."

O'Reilly: "THAT'S the bastard who beefed my girl!"
Spock: "I guess she wasn't much of your girl, then, huh?"

Spock: "I regret if anyone was offended by my off-color remarks, Sir."

 

[Rat Boy]

After the temporal anomaly, the blame game began almost immediately.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

One of many early attempts to integrate TOS footage into TNG as a cost saver.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riley: "Screw you, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!"

Spock: "That' it! We're making you appear in 'The Conscience of the King!'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RILEY: I got a boo boo on my finger...

You got to kiss it, not blow on it!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MITCHELL: Mmmmm...I got a new nickname for you Doc. "Hot Lips"

 

[Rat Boy]

Gary was in for one hell of a shock once he opened his eyes.

 

[Outpost4]

Riley: Fuck you, Vulcan. What are you going to do, ban me to engineering?

 

[Rat Boy]

Well, to commemorate the 100th Contest:

Picard: "Why should I be embarrassed? Have you seen these buttocks?"

Carl Spock: "You think you can fool the Carl, bitch? I know what you two done and you better watch your back."

 

[M'Sharak]

Riley:

I can not marry you, my Don
'Cause I'm in love with another one
He fights the bull in the arena
Spock: I could do that if I ate Farina

R:

Oh, no, you couldn't
S: Oh, yes, I could
R: Oh, no, you couldn't
S: Oh, yes, I could

"You know, Gary, you may possess god-like powers, but your
nose-hair hygiene is just hopeless. Now, let me go."
"Or what, sweetie-cakes?"
"Trust me, Gary, you don't want to go there."

"Spock, I want you to tell me something."
"Sir?"
"Can you see Dr. McCoy's lips moving while I'm saying this?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Gary: "I'll use my Godlike powers to cure that Camel Toe of yours ..."

Kirk: "'Camel Ass'? He might cure it. Go ask."

De Kelly, thinking: "I've got to remember to pick up my dry cleaning ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, imitating Kirk: "'I ... want answers!' 'Captain's Log Supplemental: I spend my days molesting any alien with a warm, hairy crevas while my First Officer does all the real fuckin' work ...' Fucking asswipe."
Riley: "Guh. Guh!"
Kirk, offscreen, at turbolift, "Ahem. MisterSpock, may I see you in my quarters for a moment?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

RILEY: (really Drunken slur) "Fuck you Mr. Spock!!"