Bones: "Damn it Christine I told you to trim your nails."
TOS Caption Contest #99 - A Dirty Shatchez
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Bones: "Damn it Christine I told you to trim your nails."
Bones: "Bad time for me to find out vulcans are bi-anus then isn't it."Time to get your groan on:
Spock: "Anyone ever told you that you're a real pain in the ass, Doctor?"
Chapel: Oh, no... not two doctors, one Vulcan and a cup again!
Starfleet Medical Textbook example of a Vulcan turd removal.
McCoy; "Christine relax, it's a Vulcan custom. If he were human we'd be shaving his eyebrows."
Spock: "Perhaps Captain, you should cease trying to apprehend the roadrunner."
Captain's Log: We've arrived at the interstellar phenomenon that has up to now been considered a myth. I've ordered red alert and all hands on deck....
Captain, did you enjoy your view of the full rectal eclipse?
Captain's Log: We've arrived at the interstellar phenomenon that has up to now been considered a myth. I've ordered red alert and all hands on deck....
McCoy: Looks like Spock's about to make a Captain's Log of his own...
Spock: "Perhaps Captain, you should cease trying to apprehend the roadrunner."
Fantastic!
^ agreed
McCoy: Oh he's so dry. I didn't baste him enough. Another holiday dinner ruined! (runs off sobbing)
As soon as McCoy gets here with the vaccinations we can get this party started.
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Kirk: "Hey Spock, McCoy is about to orbit Uranus!!"
McCoy: "See Jim I've been telling you for years, Spock has a bug up his ass!"
Bones: Okay who wants light meat and who wants dark?
P.S what episode did this pic come from?
"A Private Little War"
Kirk did his part by bringing the hookers, and now it was up to Spock to provide some blow.
CRUSHED VELOUR
It'll get even the weirdest, ugliest guys laid.
*Brought to you by the National Velour Council.
McCOY:"Dammit, Jim...
there's a week's worth of vegetarian burritos crammed in there! No wonder the poor devil's been going mad!!"