Toilet paper roll over or under?

[Roger Wilco]

I thought the bidet is primarily intended as a method of contraception for women to remove semen from their vagina after sex, and not an alternative for toilet paper.

 

[Holdfast]

Does a bear use Charmin in the woods?

^ He uses a rabbit.

I'm given to understand that swan necks are the preferred option.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Sideways-mounted. Which then poses a new dilemma: left, or right?

Does a bear use Charmin in the woods?

^ He uses a rabbit.

I'm given to understand that swan necks are the preferred option.

Ah, the bidet!

 

[Kirby]

I prefer to use the three shells.

 

[KB24]

First this was toilet humor, but how quickly this thread turned kinky!

 

[Scrambo]

all depends on where the roll holder is in relation to the toilet, husband doesnt put the paper on the holder at all which annoys the hell out of me (im sure he does it on purpose). To be honest i usually just grab the roll and place it on the holder without looking.

At work its usually placed under into one of those annoying holders so you have to roll the paper before you eventually find the end cos some idiot hasnt left it hanging out of the covered holder.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I prefer to use the three shells.

I find Movicol does the trick.

 

[NCC1701]

I answered under because that's how we have it at home, but where we are at the moment the toilet roll holder is mounted on the same wall as the tank, making it kinda hard to reach the paper when it's under, so it's over for now.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I thought the bidet is primarily intended as a method of contraception for women to remove semen from their vagina after sex, and not an alternative for toilet paper.

Wait... what? Who told you that? That's crazy.

 

[Marten]

It's supposed to be over

Honestly, who the hell folds the end of the toilet paper roll like that?

Not a sane person, at least.

 

[Holdfast]

You know, there's a whole art of "toilet paper origami". Google it and see (notrap).

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ He uses a rabbit.

I spewed my cawfee!


OH, under in case anyone cares.

 

[Starbreaker]

I use leaves... you kids and your newfangled technology.