To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!
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"You know, I was skeptical when you said I'd be fine with a local anesthetic, but I have to say, this isn't so--hey, is that Peter Cushing?!"
Now's not the time to be playing "I, Spy," Doctor!
In Transylvania, Internet watches you!
"Let's see, let's see... I'm sure I have a copy of your Job Description here somewhere. Yes, here it is. I was right: 'And other duties as assigned.' Now, just relax and stop complaining. This won't take much longer."
^My supervisor uses that line on me all the time! 
To be frank doctor, when this creature - who may I point out is quite strong and murderous - comes to, I don't think he's going to take "whoops" as an answer.
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"Yes, yes, your arms are getting tired! If I don't get the lighting right the video will look like crap, so can you just chill a minute longer? Otherwise this porno is gonna be too dark to see."
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I neglect to mention "Mad Scientist" in my personals ad? The ad should have read: I enjoy dinner, movies, walks on the beach and maniacally playing god during experiments using my dates as subjects.
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Eileen's husband took the game of "Mouse Trap" a little too seriously...
Creditorly yours, the Rent Woman
"Tinkerbell, shut up, I promise I'll release Wendy once I've finished with her"
"Oh, my, this is the largest prostate I've ever felt!"
"I've given you enough 'Y's already! Now be quiet and let me work!"
Cialis, for when the moment is right.
"Too bloodless? Sorry, Camille - I'll stop monkeying around."
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