To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Surgeon: "... so we stick the key behind his eyeball, lock him into a man trap on a timer, wait for him to wake up, give him a screwdriver, and then seriously fuck with his head."

Dandy: "Where do you come up with these diabolical schemes?"

Surgeon: "I... ahem SAW... it in a movie once. Heh Heh Heh"

Woman: "Huh? I don't get it."

Dandy: "I'm afraid I must excuse myself. I can't keep my eyes off his ample and globe like breasts."

Woman: "Monster moobs..."

 

[Candlelight]

"What do you mean 'eyes down for a full house'?"
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[Spaceman Spiff]

Here are a few from Mad Monster Party?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Those swinging American girls are looking right at us, Larry. They can can tell we are... two wild and crazy guys!"

"Ah, my dear... the Chateau de Goofy Grape '69 makes tonight a wonderful thing."

"One helpless victim... two helpless victims... heyyy, one Taco Supreme...."

 

[Trent Roman]

Dracula tries to politely ignore the drunken Wolfman as he continues to list to the left and over his chair.

"Wine, cough syrup... I'm a vampire; if it's not blood, I can't tell the difference."

The Bungee-Voyeur strikes again.

Creditorly yours, the Rent Woman

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

"Okay, you got me. Sometimes I do drink it."

 

[M'Sharak]

"No, don't vorry -- Volfie does not bite. But I do."

To let the Count make a move for the beef jerky, or to accept it herself?

Francesca was undecided.

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Dracula: I do not count.

Ah, the Klingons got two things right: 1) Shakespeare does sound better in the original Klingon and 2) Blood Wine.

Where will you be when your diahreaha strikes back?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Wait, this is rubbing alcohol... I'm afraid you'll have to get undressed, my dear."

 

[William Leisner]

"CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!"
"I can't take you anywhere with you embarrassing me, can I?"

"This is the same vintage Misters Rankin and Bass were drinking when they hired Nimoy to sing on The Hobbit, so you know it's strong stuff!"

"As you can clearly see from this photograph, Mary Jane, this guy doesn't resemble Spider-Man in the slightest!"

 

[Velocity]

Dammit, didn't I tell you not to get Ralphie that Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas! Quick, shove it back in! I hear the Bumpus dogs!!

 

[IJD GAF]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front?

 

[Mistral]

"And if you hold just right it acts like a crude telescope..."