To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!

Hmmm....

"Now then, let's see... where is my Mirakle Whip...?"

 

If he is, its a down-right Mirakle.

 

This one is pretty Neroon-worthy, too!

 

"Gnnn! I sat on meself!"



"Hey, you could have someone's eye out with... never mind."



Woman: "Look, Carl, they said at therapy that roleplay was to put a spark back into our sexlife."

Carl: "Shut up and wait. I've almost figured out the fractional distillation of milk."

 

NEROON: I'll be there in one second, honey... I just have a couple more PMs to send.

 

"After years of wishing, Mary's ventrilliquism act was ruined when her puppet attained sentience at EXACTLY the wrong moment."


Even under scientific examination nothing funny could be found about the Geico Caveman sitcom.

 

After watching them in person, Missy decided to go elsewhere for the breast enhancement operation.

 

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. Better, faster, smarter, and with more hair. He could become the world's first Bionic Caveman.

 

A still from the original pilot for The Big Bang Theory.

 

In the Lost Star Trek pilot, the original McCoy watches the original Spock try a mind meld with the heavily bandaged Simon Van Gelder.

 

"Seriously. Both of you. Stop saying 'Bzzzt!' every time I touch the edge."

 

Now that my masterful project has failed, if we can somehow salvage those bandages, we could make a tiny profit from them down at the local thrift shop.

 

The doctor didnt care that other members of the league of evil looked down on him, as far as he was concerned mad science was over and mad reiki was the future.

 

"She has a dick!!!"

 

Missy: "You are sure Beholder will be fine after this, right?"

 

Nurse: "Mr Jackson, the bad news is that your last operation wasn't entirely successful. The good news is that no one will ever accuse you of getting inappropriately close to children again, any kid is gonna run a mile."