To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!

[RJDiogenes]

"Please look like Ellie May Clampett, please look like Ellie May Clampett, please look like Ellie May Clampett...."

Something about Brahms' Rhapsody in g g minor, Op.79, no.2 gave Annabelle the uncontrollable desire to play grab ass.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

^ I dont know if anyone'll be able to top that one for this pic.

"Hard as lightning, soft as candlelight. Dare you trust the muuusic of the niiii--WHOA SHIT, LEFT THE KETTLE ON!"



(Silly, I know. I had to try.)

 

[Misfit Toy]

Viagra - that first dose can be a doozy!!

 

[Jan]

Mama Mia! That's-a some spicy meatball-a!

 

[Mistral]

Damn! I crapped my pants!

 

[IJD GAF]

Too late, Sally suspected that somebody had replaced her scary old man puppet with a scary old man after she tried him on.

 

[Trent Roman]

"Oh, yes, that. We'd become so accustomed to having Grandpa around--part of the furniture, as it were--that we had him stuffed and mounted on the piano seat after he passed."

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[TheArsenal]

Knowing how much he detested having his humours realigned, Alice was forced to give him his enema treatments by surprise.



.

 

[M'Sharak]

Memo to Christine:

Never, ever goose Erik during the bridge section of Don Juan Triumphant.

 

[Candlelight]

Sarah Palin accidentally walks in on John McCain playing with his maverick.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

 

[Mistral]

Girl: "So, tell me Doctor, do other parts come off as well?"

 

[Timby]

Christine thought encouraging Erik to imagine himself and the audience naked would make him more comfortable during performances. She was wrong.

"Sir, I believe 'Operation' might sell much better if one did not need formaldehyde as a requisite for playing the game."

 

[Candlelight]

The sad results of Dick Cheney's latest hunting trip.

 

[Trent Roman]

"Thank you, Doctor; I believe at this point we have quite enough evidence that a finger down the eyesocket is fatal to proto-hominids."

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[RJDiogenes]

^ I dont know if anyone'll be able to top that one for this pic.

FATHER BERTRAM: "Dominique-ique-ique was a nun who fell from grace...." Uh oh... she's standing right behind me, isn't she?

And then the fun was over.

 

[Jan]

It's always fun until somebody gets an ey poked out!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scientist on the left: "I wonder ... if I cut open his skull, if I can rip his brain out and where it on my head while saying, 'Look at me! I'm Davey Crocket!'?"

 

[Gertch]

Sarah Palin accidentally walks in on John McCain playing with his maverick.

As he looked in the mirror, Holdfast couldn't believe she'd wear that necklace with that dress.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

^