Picard- doing Dinner-Theater with Admiral Nechayev (ret.) at the Star Fleet Home for the Aged
Riker- running a fly fishing outdoor trekking business called "The Big 'Bone", in Alaska. Named his Bush Plane, "Titan". Installed a Personal Holodeck in his doublewide, and spends his off-time with Minuet.
Data 2.0- after being rebooted and reborn from the positronic matrix of B-4, runs a dancing and escort service called, "Fully Functional". Also spends time with Holo-Samual Clemens. They speak of things social, and tend mulberry bushes. Data sometimes affects the demeanor of Sherlock Holmes, especially the pipe.
Dr. Crusher- believes she is still Chief Medical Officer at Star Fleet. She spends her time walking the halls at SF Medical in full uniform, carrying a clipboard. No one has the heart to tell her. She calls everyone "Jean-Luc".
Troi- now with twins from the Offspring Tinkerbell, she lives with her mother and Mr. Hom on Betazed. She does not fly fish. She named the twins "Will" and "Thomas" Sometimes pranks Riker by booking fictitious inter-planetary reservations for Fly-Fishing Excursions.
Tasha- still dead from the Oil Slick Creature
Worf- runs a Klingon Battle School with son Alexander. After hours, they troll the underbelly of Qo'noS, looking for Hot Klingon Babes. Worf looks a lot like Kempec these days. No Babes. Still Discommodated.
Geordi- went back to wearing the VISOR, as he thought it looked cooler than his Tlaxieu eyes (Whoops, wrong Universe!). Started his own business, teaching confidence and skills to individuals seeking companionship. Named it " The Brahms Institute". Curiously, he was asked not to visit Data's School. Sometimes found asleep laying on top of Warp Core specs. No Babes.
Wesley- no information. No Babes, for sure.
Barclay- after an encounter with the Crystalline Entity, where it refused to kill him, he was sent back in time to the mid-late 20th century, where he became a soldier of fortune with a group of former Rangers, consisting of a cigar-smoking Colonel, an inexplicable Gold-Adorned hard guy, and a former surfer and understudy for someone named "Zoolander". No Babes.
Q- lost interest in Omniscience and Omnipresence, and can be found, every night, in the VIP box at Picard's Theatre, clapping and saying, "Bravo, Jean-Luc...Braaaavo..."
