Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #582: More Riker Than You Can Shake a Horga'hn At!

[tharpdevenport]

Hello all, it's a new contest!


As LeadHead has not been seen here in four and-a-half years, some of us thought maybe new threads were in order. So Monday I introduced a new one for the Movies forum, and today am introducing a new one -- with approval for the TNG forum MOD -- for TNG.

As with the other new contest, in honor of LeadHead, I have carried over his lines and photos. I made a couple of additions.

I don't have the intent on doing these regularly like he did, so if you got free time in your parent's basement...

These are the last three Caption This! contest threads he did here, for those who want to reminisce:

#581: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-581-strange-behavior.307748/
#580: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-580-last-moments.306993/
#579: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-579-close-contact.305983/




Majel Barrett Voice: "Last time, on TNG Caption This!..." (CUE: Ron Jones music)

Our M.I.A. Caption This! thread starter LeadHead makes the first win, showing that even uniforms colors area topic in the 24th century:

Riker: That's the wrong shade of Blue! It should match Deanna's! Just look at the color difference!


Captain Crow makes us all vomit a little in our mouths...

Riker: KISS ME YOU FOOL!



Captain Crow comes back for a third win (does this win bother you? ;-)...

Data: Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I am not touching you! Does this bug you?


Jean-Luc's Favorite Log entry:

Captain Crow instantly makes us also wonder if Picard's ever seen a grown android naked before...

Data: Captain, you like movies about gladiators?



Klingon Belly Laugh:

Leviathan has stumbled upon Jean-Luc's secret...

Picards rendition of "I like Big Butts" was the hit of Classical Music Night.


Proving that it's still funny, Mr. Laser Beam digs out a now old one...

Riker: I really need to talk to you all about Amway!!!!


For the winner of "Thought I'd Like to Unknow/Unsee" award goes to Orac with this...

Worf: Looks like the Captain's got worms again.



And the winner of "Wrong. Just SO WRONG" goes to this massive entry (no pun intended) from Captain pl1ngpl0ng:

Data:
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Doooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............................................................…

AND THE "I STARTED THIS CONTEST AND SHOULDN'T AWARD MYSELF IN THE ABOVE ENTRIES" AWARD GOES TO MYSELF, WITH:

Data: "Captain, upon further exploration of your body, I believe I have found the Captain's log."


Over in the "Star Trek: voyager forum I have running jokes in the Caption This! contests, including (but not limited to): warp ten salamander babies jokes, Janeway and her "Old lady fingers", Tuvok farting all the time, and Harry never getting promoted. I had running themes in TNG as well, one of them was Picard's propensity to get people to drink his own urine (I don't know how this started now), so...

(TrekBBS error message "Please enter a message with no more than 20 images." has forced me to display just the link)

https://i.imgur.com/LTyrHiA.jpg

Pikerd: "Hahaha, how does everyone like my flavored urine?"




Majel Barrett Voice: "And now, the continuation..."


The "theme" for this contest is Riker. Riker, Riker everywhere!
Bloopers, deleted scenes, and a silly photo.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Riker: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I may have overdone it on the Vulcan jalapenos this time..."

 

[Orac]

Picard: Number One, where did the cheese go?
Number One: i don't know.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Riker: "Bartender! 'nother ale for me, and somethin' for the boy!"
Wesley: "Oh. brother. And Mom asked you to look after me..."

 

[Orac]

Picard: Test results say that you've got Antedian Gonorrhea Number One. Symptoms include a burning sensation when urinating, a foul smelling penile discharge and erectile dysfunction.

 

[tharpdevenport]

AFTER BEAMING PICARD BACK NAKED FROM ICE PLANET HOTH IV...

Picard: "There was SHRINKAGE!!!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data: "It is all right, Commander. I can barely see the iron burns. Next time, however, you might want to wait for me to change out of the shirt before you press it."