Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #580: Last Moments

[LeadHead]

Hello all! New Contest time!

First up to the plate, we have the "And this is the beginning of Worf's bad parenting" Award, going to @Nerys Myk for:

WORF: If you three don't settle down, I'm turning this starship around and no one is going to Risa!!!


Next, we have the "Well there's a problem" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

ANGRY CREWMAN 1: You put your chocolate in my peanut butter!
ANGRY CREWMAN 2: You put your peanut butter in my chocolate! I'm allergic to peanuts! You trying to kill me, you sonafab****!!!


Next, we have the "Not Honor?" Award, going to @Orphalesion for:

Word (singing): STOP! In the name of Love!


Next, we have the "You could have a point there" Award, going to @Tenacity for:

Using hindsight, maybe Star Trek wasn't as woke as some people seem to think it was.


Next, we have the "Harsh Criticism" Award, going to @20-Backwards for:

Play air-clarinet one more time, I'll make it glow out your OTHER side.


Our Photoshop award goes to @Qonundrum for:

The Award goes to @Leviathan for:

Chief Engineers Log: I retain the title of "Chief Engineer" following the annual Starfleet Engineering Duel to the Death

4 KBL's this time around!

@Herbert:

Worf: <singing> Everybody was Kung-fu fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning


@shivkala:

Worf: Lt.'s Log--There is great honor in being the designated starship driver. Now, I must convince Commander "I've only had 3 beers, I'm fine," that he is not, in fact "fine."


@Earl Grey Tea:

Worf: "Talk to the hand. Now talk to the floor."


@inflatabledalek:

Record Scratch

Worf: Yes, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here...


Many thanks to all who participated and congratulations to our winners! And now, our new contest will take us to the end... of the episode.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Director: CUT! Marina, stop looking at the camera!

As First Officer, it was Rikers job to tear down the walls so Ten-Forward could reopen.

Riker: Take us to Warp 3.

La Forge: Aye, Sir. Full Impulse.

Data: I'm not the only one who picked up on that, right?

Worf: Thanks for taking me back, Captain. My people are freaking weird.

Picard: And kids, don't smoke.

 

[Finn]

Picard: It was....fun.

PIcard: Was it me or did Gorwon have his fly open?
Worf: Yeah, thank you for not pointing it out....sir

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: I'll just slip right out...uh, a little help here?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I don't mean to complain, but maybe a little more lights?

 

[Herbert]

Worf: It's Klingon mood lighting. It helps us.... you know
Picard: <shouting> Picard to Enterprise. Emergency beam out!

 

[Herbert]

Riker: hmm the instructions say fold flap A into slot B. Where the hell is slot B?

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Welcome to the "Let a smile be your umbrella" club, Mr Worf.
Worf: At least it isn't Irving Berlin again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: Your orders, Captain Spaulding?
PICARD: "Spaulding"? What are you on about, Q?

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win, @LeadHead

Awkward Family Photos, the TNG edition.

Riker: First Officer's Log--I am determined to prove that I did not, in fact, hit a sour note, but that the acoustics in this place are terrible.

Data's "Tight 15" was never quite tight, nor did it last only 15 minutes.

Picard: *whispers* Hey Worf! Glory to you...and your hoooooooouse!

Worf: Sir, I again ask that you refrain, it is considered a great dishonor to mock the Chancellor.

Picard: Yeah, he might get mad and have his eyes pop out of his head again!

To this day, some believe Q never existed. Starfleet file footage proves Picard was smoking a "fat one" before several Q sightings. Others say sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Captain, I have searched the database and there is no official uniform for an "Acting Ensign" nor a rank of "Acting Ensign".
PICARD: Yes, just don't tell the boy.

 

[Qonundrum]

Thanks for the win!

Data: "Captain, why is nobody looking at the cardboard covering Geordi's engineering station?"
Picard: "Because it's censored, and stop looking in the other direction."
Troi: "I sense something very strange, captain, but everyone already knows that."

 

[ThankQ]

"It was the weirdest dream. There I was, in sickbay, in my pajamas, holding a saddle, like you do, surrounded by every Commander-ranked officer on the ship. It felt so rea... ... huh?"

 

[Orac]

Mr. Broccoli (OC): Hey Captain, you'll get lung cancer smoking those!

 

[Orac]

Number 1: Fucken corporate sponsors!

 

[Lady Mondegreen]

PICARD: Oh! Barclay! We were just talking about the, uh...efficiency of the, uh, warp...plasma...drives.

Ever since the stagehand's strike started, the cast has really been putting in extra hours before shoots.

PICARD: Wait a minute...if we're in space, why are ships that we run into always facing the same way? There's no "up" in zero gravity!
CRUSHER: Jean-Luc, I'm not sure that's tobacco you're smoking...

DATA: I assure you, Commander, it wasn't me. My body contains no mechanism for producing flatulence.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: You were right Number One, I find this ancient Earth custom of swinging quite lovely.

RIKER: No more beige and gray! I'm putting my foot down!

DATA: I have been experimenting with Earth modeling poses. I call this one Blue Steel.

PICARD: You know all of this is really silly, right?
WORF: Yeah, I know.

PICARD: What? It's the 24th century. Cancer is cured.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Commander's Orders: After reviewing attendance records, play performances are now mandatory events.

Picard: It's medicinal.

 

[Herbert]

The scene immediately after Q accuses Picard of being blunt

 

[Dr. Spock Jenkins]

Although awkward af first for Deanna, the crew come to support Captain Picard's first episode of his new PG-13 Onlyfans.

This is me breaking into the "secret" ultra modern refidgerator in the break room.

Here's Data in our new Berellian cashmere.Light and breathable, perfect for attending formal military negotiations and afterhours in the holodeck.

Worf: "This is a picture of me and the captain perfroming 'Night at the Roxbury' at my reunion."

Picard: (bad Cuban accent) "So say goodnight to the bad guy. Go on, last time you're gonna to see a bad guy like this again." (normal voice) "Data am I doing it right?"