Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #580: Last Moments

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk immediately regretted sharing his experience on Platonius with the Enterprise D crew.

 

[Caractacus]

Outside of a starship, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a starship, shut up Wesley.

 

[Finn]

Wesley (OS): But that doesn't rhyme with Tasha

Data: Shut up, Wesley

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[galleywest]

Riker: I found it! I found the bathroom!

Worf: ...and here we have Commander Data modeling a look from our Springtime in Engineering collection: this streamlined yellow and black number will put a real spring in your warp core!

Sometimes a cigar is just a strange comic device used by a mischievous omnipotent being.

 

[JesterFace]

.... and that is why we all think this should be the new captain's uniform design.

 

[Qonundrum]

Troi tried desperately to keep a straight face while filming Picard's fart scene. Take 47...

 

[Qonundrum]

Everyone knew Troi threw the TV dinner tray onto the floor but everyone covered for her with grampa asked.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Troi began to sense the inappropriate thoughts from the cameraman.

Commander William T. Riker, hide-and-seek champion 2369.

 

[Tenacity]

Riker's one man show wasn't the hit with the crew that he had been hoping for,

 

[Qonundrum]

After Riker shoved his former Imzadi's corpse into the closet for thinking of inappropriate thoughts about the cameraman, he proceeded to find Mr. Worf for an encore...

 

[Leviathan]

Rikers Personal Log: "Why the hell did we build a set when could have just used the holoeck?"

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: Make it Smoke

 

[Leviathan]

Another successful meeting of the "Let's Taunt Worf Society".

 

[Leviathan]

The Enterprise 'dress like a Klingon day' always had one holdout...

 

[Leviathan]

In a surprise upset Worf defeats Data in the daily bridge crew staring contest.

 

[LeadHead]

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