Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #578: Screen Time
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Picard: What happened here?
Data: someone saw K'Ehleyr screaming something about a "vending machine"
Picard: and then she punched it?
Data: yes sir
Neral: And that's why Mr.Picard is my hero and why I want to be like him when I grow up.
Sela: Neral? What are you doing here? You don't even go to this school!
Picard: Ah that must be the map of the enemy fortress and it's surroundings! Very good Mr. Data!
Data: Actually, no, Captain, that is my Commodore 64.
Picard: Oh...Say isn't it strange how all our display technology looks like video games from the 1980s?
Data: It is quite puzzling, Sir.
K'ehlyr: I really want you to kiss me. But I also kinda want to punch you...
Worf: Sounds like a normal Klingon relationship to me.
K'ehlyr: Screw you, Worf!
Worf: That's the plan.
Gerodi: When should we tell him that that's just Data's gaming console and all he's doing is playing Q*bert?
Will: No, let's give him another hour. He looks so happy.
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To attempt such a feat a second time would be foolhardy, so naturally, here I go!!
Picard: But is it art, Mr. Data?
Worf inserts quarters, presses button.
*music starts*
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
Time goes by so slowly
What you can't see in this picture is that the opposite wall is filled with pictures of Riker.
Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder.
Riker: Gah, I hate these crossfit gyms.
To attempt such a feat a second time would be foolhardy, so naturally, here I go!!
Picard: But is it art, Mr. Data?
Worf inserts quarters, presses button.
*music starts*
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
Time goes by so slowly
What you can't see in this picture is that the opposite wall is filled with pictures of Riker.
Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder.
Riker: Gah, I hate these crossfit gyms.
PICARD: Mr Data, do you find this map at all helpful?
DATA: Negative sir. It's like they were in a hurry so they scribbled part of the map in 20th century arcade graphics and didn't even finish the grid.
K'ELYHR: I knew you'd just want to force him to be a Klingon warrior.
WORF: That boy ain't right.
ROMULAN: Captain Jean Luc Picard. Our intelligence tells us no matter how bad we treat him he'll still try to help us if we ever really need it, so torture him as much as you want.
DATA: My readings show a wall painted to look like cliffs one hundred meters behind us.
GEORDI: Holodeck?
DATA: Negative. Cheapness.
RIKER: He's been working at that puzzle box for hours.
GEORDI: How did they make it so big?
RIKER: That's what she said.
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Neral: Do you like my new mirror Jean-Luc? I think you look good in it.
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Data: .....
La Forge:
I will correct!
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