Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #574: Mirror Image

[Q'OrnamentalDeqor]

Looking back to two years earlier, Worf is much proud of his new hair length thanks to Gowrogaine. By season six he's hoping to have it longer than a jump rope...

 

[Adventerprise]

The eternal question...curled under, or up?

 

[Captain Crow]

Voice-over: ... Kahless Sassoon shampoos.

Worf: If you don't look good.

[Worf turns to camera]

Worf: We don't look good.

[Worf then does an unsettling toothy smile]

Worf: I wonder how I'd look with puce highlights?

 

[Drob]

Warning: Klingons in mirror are poser than they appear

 

[Leviathan]

TFIW Leadhead!

Data: Now that I have a beard you Meatbags will learn proper respect.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest this week!

 

[Finngle Bells]

Troi: When are you getting a shave?

Data: When Leadhead starts a new contest...

 

[Kerock]

Geordi to Deanna under his breath: He forgot his cowboy hat.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

New contest this week!

I'll be watching.

 

[A Trynda In A Pear Tree]

DATA: "Mr Director, I would like it noted I am still in character, it is Levar and Marina that corpsed! "

PATRICK STEWART: "Shut up, Data!"

 

[Tenacity]

Data: ... and when I stroke it thusly, do I not appear more commanding and masculine.

Geordie: Data ... what's your left hand doing?

 

[Finngle Bells]

Psst...it’s his left hand stroking his beard

 

[Tenacity]

Psst .. it's not touching his beard.

 

[Finngle Bells]

Psst .. it's not touching his beard.

#pedanticpostoftheweek

He clearly wasn't using his right...

Maybe this thread needs to be put on ice as usual...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DATA: What do you mean, "Set phaser to shun"? There is no such setting.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

WORF: I must take a trip to Deep Shave Nine.

 

[Finngle Bells]

Chief Security/Tactical Officer's log: I made some good progress. I'm able to recognize my own reflection within 3.4 seconds..a personal best.

 

[Mr Soak]

Data: Geordi, I believe this is a portal to the Mirror Universe. There is an obviously evil-looking version of me looking back.
La Forge: No Data, it's a mirror. You're trying out a beard, remember?

 

[RandyS]

Worf: Is my hair going gray?

Data: Captain Picard suggested I try Rogaine. As you can see, it worked a little too well.

 

[LeadHead]

Apologies for tardiness, new contest either tomorrow or Saturday!