Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #573: Well, that's seen better days.

[Herbert]

Riker: This? This is my Superman pose
Worf: Superman wouldn't have gotten his head handed to him by Kolrami in Strategema.

 

[Herbert]

Riker: What Captain? You say the sonic showers are down shipwide? <sigh> This day just keeps getting better.

 

[Tenacity]

Riker: Is that a bicycle up in the rafters?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

RIKER: Enterprise, the explosion was so great that it blew my beard completely off...
PICARD (over communicator): ... Your beard?! But Troi's still here on the ship.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worf: Asymmetrical bridges are without honor!

 

[Mojochi]

Thanks for the win

Riker: Whatever happened here was devastating to their rock collection

Laforge: Sir, we have a containment breach. I estimate 5 more seconds before I roll under a door

Riker: Well, at least the hull seems to have held up pretty well

Geordi: You should probably check with me before you make comments like that, Sir.

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for this win @LeadHead!

Riker: Data, analysis?

Data: I am unable to say for certain, sir, but I believe this would account for @LeadHead's extended absence.

Riker: I'm just going to assume my last caption was so hilarious he spontaneously exploded.

Data: I can conclusively say that was not the cause of this, sir.

*Geordi checks calendar*

Geordi: Yup, it's just about time for us to have to eject another warp core. And always a few days after the warranty runs out.

Announcer: This week on Love it or List It, Starfleet crew members have ambitions of trading up to a Galaxy-class ship. Ferengi agent Dvidvisntin thinks he can swing it, but Starfleet Corps of Engineers Lt. Cmdr. Hilary Farr is convinced there's still life in the crew's Constellation-Class ship. Will they love it or list it?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Riker: "This is what happens when you assign the cadets to night shift..."

 

[Spicy Thunder]

"Well, Data, now we know not to put explosives in all of the consoles anymore."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

DATA: Indications of what humans would call a "wild party"?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: Commander, perhaps your housecleaning is as insufficient as your ability to cook?
Riker: I was just trying to make a sandwich... (sniff)

 

[Finn]

First officer's Log; we found a holographic program under the debris Geordi said it has little damage. it appears to be about the NX-01....

 

[Noname Given]

Location: Cmdr. Riker's Quarters (One hour after Troi learned he was the 1701-D's Executive Officer and she informed him she left his a "Welcome Gift"):

Data: "Wow! No wonder you left Troi on Betazed without saying goodbye."

Riker: "Hell hath no fury like a Betazed scorned..." Now I know the true meaning of that old phrase."

 

[Leviathan]

Riker: "classic ship, real beauty, needs a few minor things"
Worf: eBay is without honor.

 

[Leviathan]

Data: set phasers to "dustbuster" sir?

 

[Leviathan]

Thanks for the win!

Geordi: Bridge? By any chance did did some one give the helm to Troi?

 

[LeadHead]

New contest will start this week. Not sure which night yet, strong chance of Wednesday.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RIKER: Data, activate vacuum mode.
DATA: Yes sir. (Opens mouth) Whrrrrrrrrrr

GEORDI: Captain, the kids are setting off fireworks in engineering again.

RIKER: I could totally pick up girls in this.

 

[Tenacity]

Worf: That's the second largest harmonica I've ever seen.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

GEORDI: Sonuvabitch! I just replaced all the neon lights in the warp core!