Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #567: Costume Party!

[IMC Headquarters]

"I'm the new host of the Today show's third hour."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Beverly wondered why her patients made her dress up in a 1940's outfit for the prostate exam.

 

[Tenacity]

Beverly: Computer, I won't fit through this opening.
Computer: Perhaps a few more salads?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CRUSHER: They turned off the safety protocols again? I should have gone into accounting...

 

[Doc Mugatu]

After finding out the hard way what was behind the green door, Dr. Beverly Crusher had come to appreciate being more cautious.

 

[Leviathan]

Crusher's Personal Log: The captain invited me to share in is "Private Dick" program.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CRUSHER: Oh lord no. Please no. Data cannot play Birmingham Brown...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CRUSHER: Who am I sponging off the walls this week?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CRUSHER: How come Wesley's always the shoe-shine boy informer who's found strangled by his own rag???

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DATA: When this carriage gets up to eighty-eight miles per hour, you're going to see some serious sh--

 

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