Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #557: Happy Times

[Mojochi]

Thanks for the wins

Ops Officer: Hey kid, instead of joining in on the giant circle jerk, want to keep flying the ship?

Troi: Don't look now, but there's an operations officer behind you, making out with her beverage

Picard enjoyed his momentary triumph, celebrating his new tap dance routine, moments before Data showed what he'd learned from Doctor Crusher

Riker: You got to read Beverly's mind? Does she have fantasies about me? She does right? I knew it.

Q: I HEARD IT'S TACO TUESDAY!

Geordi: Dude, that's so racist

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Everyone's face the first day they got rid of the skin-tight uniforms.

Riker: So, it turns out that sometimes a rash, is just a rash.

The new Discovery showrunner is welcome aboard.

Frakes: So, I hear your thinking of leaving the show at the end of the season and I'm gonna be the lead!

Stewart: Actually, I've come to an agreement with Berman and Piller where I'm going to survive this cliffhanger and get to do all the cool shit, making your character pointless.

Q: What is this cultural appropriation of which you speak?

 

[Qonundrum]

Riker smirked despite how both his Imzadi and his Bazinga were having absolutely no clue as to who the guest musical act were.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: I'm sensing post-coital joy from two minds...

PICARD: Cut it out, "Scanners" is just a movie Number One.

 

[Catarina]

TROI: I'm sensing post-coital joy from two minds...

hense the smirk.

 

[Timewalker]

Picard: Well, what do you all think of our costumes for the senior staff's production of "Guys and Dolls"? I'm playing Big Julie and Mr. Data is playing Nathan Detroit.

Data (singing): "When you meet a gent / paying all kinds of rent / You can bet that he's doin' it for some doll..."

Riker: Who's playing Sky Masterson?

Picard: You are, Number One.

 

[Finn]

First Officer's Log: I think the Captain may have noticed my inattention elsewhere when I started doing cross the dots his liver spots, in my head.

 

[Jedman67]

PATRICK STEWART: "Great News, guys, I just got offered MacBeth on Broadway!"
*Everyone claps and cheers*
PRODUCER: "There 's daggers in men's smiles"
SPINER: "Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
everyone looks at him
SPINER: "What? It's just a quote!"

 

[Jedman67]

RIKER: "I have a secret, and I can't tell you!"
TROI: "He wears batman underwear"
RIKER: "Wha? How did you know??"
TROI: "Betazoid, remember?"

 

[Jedman67]

PATRICK STEWART: "Great News, guys, I just got offered MacBeth on Broadway!"
*Everyone claps and cheers*
PRODUCER: "There 's daggers in men's smiles"
SPINER: "Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
everyone looks at him
SPINER: "What? It's just a quote!"

JOHN DELANCY: "Shut up Wesley!"
DP: "Were not shooting yet, Q!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUINAN: He's thinking about a threesome again, isn't he?
TROI: I gotta find an "Imzadi" cure. Real alcohol, please say you have some.

 

[LeadHead]

Since I started this one so late, I'm starting the next contest either tonight or tomorrow afternoon/evening.

 

[Herbert]

Guinan: Truth or dare, Deanna?
Riker: <very fast before Troi can respond> TRUTH!
Guinan: What color is Riker's thong?
Riker: <Even faster than before> DARE!!!! ABORT! ABORT!

 

[TribbleFeeder]

Picard: What a great day!
Wesley: What happened?!
Picard: The producers finally decided to give you the boot. Goodbye Wesley.
Wesley: What...?
Picard: It’s okay! I’ll just be here, loved and cherished by all...banging your mom until you get kicked out of Star Fleet.

Guinan: Whats so amusing Riker?
Riker: [giggles incessantly]
Troi: ...Sometimes I hate being Betazoid.

Picard: I agree. I am the best.
Everyone: We’re actually clapping for Data...he’s really rockin’ the fedora today.

Riker: You’re telling me they’re gonna make three more series and I won’t be the star of any of them???
Picard: Sorry Riker, they went with Archer and Janeway instead...
Riker: WHAT

Picard: How about you stop screwing us over and materialize some chicken empanadas?
Q: Oh, don’t be upset. Let’s TACO about it!

 

[Finn]

Picard: Attention! This is Captain Picard speaking. I have come to an agreement with Leadhead ensuring he'd start a contest when he says he would.

 

[TribbleFeeder]

Picard: Attention! This is Captain Picard speaking. I have come to an agreement with Leadhead ensuring he'd start a contest when he says he would.

Sorry was my response too late!?

 

[Finn]

 

[tharpdevenport]

Q: "It's Taco Tuesday!"

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Sorry was my response too late!?

No, this contest is still open. Leadhead will post when the new one launches.

 

[Tenacity]

TROI: I'm sensing post-coital joy from four minds.

No, this contest is still open. Leadhead will post when the new one launches.

sometime in the next three or four months.