Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #552: Forgetting to add a title 101

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest!

I have winners from the last contest but not the April Fools contest, those winners are coming.

First up to the plate we have the "Proper Editing" Award, going to @Marynator for:

Captain Picard: Well? What do you think?

Q: Mmmmmm ... well to start, you've got too many run-on sentences ...


Next, we have the "I fear the penalties in this game..." Award, going to @shivkala for:

Q: Oooh, you put your hands up, but Q didn't say to do so! You're out. Now, Q says, hop on one foot!


Next, we have the "Moving violations" Award, going to @tharpdevenport for:

Q: "Jean-Luc, this is an intervention; you've had your left turn signal on for the last five light years.


Next, we have the "Still powerful" Award, going to @Mr Soak for:

Q: The joke's on you. I changed reality so this is the only place of freedom. The rest of the universe is a prison.


Next, we have the "Prince Jean-Luc, Fabulous He" Award, going to @Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Q: "You ain't never had a friend like me!"


Our Photoshop Award goes to @Nerys Myk for:

Q: What? I'm big Rita Hayworth fan.

Our KBL goes to @Cutie McWhiskers for:

Q: "You do realize that you are the one who's really stuck in the brig?"
Picard: "Don't get philosophical on me."


Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Reserved for more winners

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Is this not the custom at the end of human concerts?

Captain's Log: I used a transporter trick to keep the Tox Uhtat for myself. Now I shall rule the galaxy!

Yar: I think I left the Photon Torpedo launchers loaded.

Picard: Computer, all beverages will now be replicated with lids.

Worf: Try coming back as an early Starfleet Admiral next time.

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win!

Geordi: Careful there Worf, you almost got me with splinter shrapnel!

Captain's Log: This DJ took my request for Taio Cruz's "Dynomite" a little too literally. Maybe I should re-think asking for "Disco Inferno" next.

Yar: Sir, take this phaser and whatever happens, you did not see me, get it?

Picard: Well, damn it. I guess the only upside is this day can't get worse. Unless Q were to show up and fling us towards an implacable foe that will seek to turn us into them.

Gomez: That was oddly specific, Sir.

Klingon: Firing a phaser at my chest? HoS lI' Dalo'Ha'chu'! Do you think Klingons wear this heavy armored uniform because it is comfortable? No, it provides for protection!

Security Guard: Then why do you now have a gaping hole where your chest should be?

Klingon: Ah, well, it was a good try. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

 

[Nerys Myk]

YAR: If a bear in a ranger's hat asks, I was never here.

KORRIS: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

GEORDI: I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I ga...
WORF: Sorry.

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Can't touch this!

 

[Marynator]

Oh thank you so kindly, I am so very glad you liked my caption!

Jean-Luc: RED LIGHT!

Tasha: I took way too much off! Oh sir, I told you I shouldn't use the phaser to trim your sideburns!

 

[Herbert]

...and now a scene from 'Star Trek: Up In Smoke'

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yar: "That was close! Cupid almost got you while you were next to Troi and not me!"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

GEORDI: That's not how you play the drums.

VORGON: Damn it! Captain Archer is going to be pissed.
VORGON 2: How are we going to save Earth now?!

TASHA: Actually the whole learning from their mistakes thing isn't all that terrifying. Humans and androids can learn from their mistakes too.

Ensign Gomez took a unique strategy for the shipwide game of paintball assassin.

KLINGON: Let the sacred Klingon ritual of firecracker fights COMMENCE!

 

[Finn]

Worf: I'm not a Jolly Rancher! *smashes ukulele*
Geordi: You mean a Merry Man. Jolly Rancher's an ancient hard candy.
Worf: *mutters as he walks back and picks up a new ukulele and walks back to the tree*
Geordi: *stares*
Worf: "I'm not a merry man!" as he smashes the ukulele....

 

[tharpdevenport]

Geordi: "Oh ... my little pony, my little pony, aaaAAAAAA!!!"

SMASH

Worf: "Friendship is not magic."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Thanks for the win!

Picard's elation at having finally found a holoprogram based on "The Mummy" was short-lived when he realized it was the Abbott and Costello version...

Tasha: "There's gold in them thar palms!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Klingon: "Worf, I think we have chemistry together; every time we meet, sparks fly."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Worf: "Do you know a song called "Crunch"?"
La Forge: "No, how does it go?"
Worf: "Like this!"
Crusher: "Walked right into that one. Just sayin'."

 

[huskers57]

Geordi: "Uh, Worf... there is a miniature Beverly doll on your butt!"

WHOA! Banana peel!

Yar: "Please tell me you have some batteries, sir!"

Gomez: "You idiot! My uniform is all wet!"
Picard: "Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am... it's all wet! Maybe if you just change here?"

Shot through the heart!
and you're to blame!
You give Klingons...
A bad name!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: That stain was on the floor when I checked in, so I'd better not be charged for cleaning it.

 

[Catarina]

lady: My replicated Yoo-hoo!

 

[Catarina]

Legends of the Hidden Temple Seniors edition.

 

[Herbert]

Q: Jean Luc, this book was a wonderful way to pass the time until Leadhead gets around to the other winners