Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #552: Forgetting to add a title 101
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Ajur: Okay! Okay! I'll put my left foot in and shake it all about!
The ABBA reunion is going well.
Alien: You failed to take into account my Purple Knickers Gun!
*ZAP*
Riker: Hmm... sorry Lt. I'm just distracted by how much this looks like the spot at Farpoint station where I took a call from the Captain that one time.
Picard: You fool, don't you know it's dangerous to have drinks by these consoles? That's why there's a drinks dispenser right next to them.
Worf: I know it's Bonfire Night back on Earth, but do we have to celebrate it by getting the sparklers out?
Klingon: You have not experienced "Remember, Remember, the 5th of November" until you have heard it in the original Klingon!
When your tea, Earl Grey, hot, is delivered by a crewmember, ensign, clumsy.
Worf: Thanks a lute.
Picard: Abra Kadabra, bitches!
Riker: You lit the giant marijuana plants!
Yar: I can't even comprehend how high we're gonna get!
Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Soon to be rubbed on my chest by an attractive young woman. Extraordinary.
Korris: I wanna sparkler!
Worf: Sparklers are for winners, Korris.
Worf: "I said 'Yellow Submarine', not 'Dueling Banjos!'"
The day Picard's fart turned into something dangerous. Even more than Locutus.
Yar: "Did the captain toot again?!"
Riker: "Yes. I'll tell Geordi to remove the baked beans program from the replicator."
Riker (offscreen): "I've seen better pornos that start this way. Data, engage playback."
Data starts the song 'You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles)' by Hot Chocolate
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