Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #545: Alien Ships

[JirinPanthosa]

DARGO: Alright, we're crashing! I've got hard alcohol to drink on a desert planet, and I've got a phaser to shoot at strange energy fields. Now I can finally win that Darwin award!

RIKER: Analysis Mr Worf.
WORF: The love tester machine is functioning at normal capacity. It appears you really are a 'Cold fish'.

ROMULAN: By the way, no disrespect but I have to ask. Are you SURE we can take over all of Vulcan with only 150 troops?
SELA: Of course I'm sure.
ROMULAN: Okay, okay. Just seems a bit small for an invasion force, but that's just MY opinion.

PAKLED 1: He does not know what else we use it for.
PAKLED 2: He is not smart.

DATA: I'm detecting two more people trapped in this creature's belly.
MARINER 1: Hello, so good of you to join us! We are two mariners, our ship's soul survivors, in this belly of a space whale. Its ribs are ceiling beams. Its guts are carpeting. I guess we have some time to kill.
DATA: It appears one of them abandoned the other's mother, leading to her crippling debt and eventual death, and then when he was tracking him down in revenge, they both got swallowed by this space whale. He appears to be a very good singer.

 

[Triskelion]

Sela: How long must the Romulan Empire wait for Tholian Webscape™ to load?
Movar: It says we need to insert a Romulus Online™ CDROM. Bah, I knew we should not have switched from Rompuserve™!
Sela: Did you just say "Rompuserve™"?? Dude, it's "Romuserve™." Romu-lans, hello!?
Movar: You kids today, with your hipster cerealbowl haircuts and your blinky jgifs.
Sela: OMG did you just say jgifs

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Oh here's your problem. Where it should say "sensors" it says "censors". And here, where it should say "Dye" it says "Die." And you've rerouted your "Dirgo" to a Farscape universe "D'Argo" character subroutine.
Grebnedlog: Let's make his underpants waistband go.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Edit Fairy has paid my posts a visit.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Edit Fairy has paid my posts a visit.

Not sure what you’re talking about. I haven’t edited anything in this thread.

 

[Herbert]

Data: <singing> ....But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man that he didn't, didn't already have. And Cause never was the reason for the evening or the tropic of Sir Galahad...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Not sure what you’re talking about. I haven’t edited anything in this thread.

The Edit Fairy is a cute way of saying I edited my post without fully admitting I edited my post. Something I carried over from another board where I created the Edit Fairy.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

The Edit Fairy is a cute way of saying I edited my post without fully admitting I edited my post. Something I carried over from another board where I created the Edit Fairy.

Got it. Just wanted to make sure you knew your trusty Mod wasn't messing with your stuff.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Analysis, Mister Worf.
WORF: Scans show those pants do make your ass look big.

 

[miccaferoc]

Oh no I just swiped right by accident!

 

[Leviathan]

Movar: Confirmed, as per your request. The android is ....ummm... 'fully functional'.

 

[Leviathan]

Why does Alien Abduction always involve probing!?!?

 

[tharpdevenport]

RIKER: Analysis, Mister Worf.
WORF: Scans show those pants do make your ass look big.

Riker: "Well, I think you've confused the scan results and that you'll find it's your ass, Lieutenant."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Worf: "Chakotay said this should be your ship, green-go."

Riker: "He got a little confused when I came out in favor of The Wahl. It's just a mustache and beard trimmer for god's sake."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

La Forge: "Where the heck did you guys ever find a lightsaber?"

 

[Qonundrum]

"Do you think he realizes he split his pants when bending over, right down the seam?"

 

[Noname Given]

Romulan Commander: "Sub-Commader Sela...What exactly is a Beverley Hills Cop, and why are you threatening that Black skinned Human with a wooden bat?"

 

[TrickyDickie]

On the holodeck, Data's too-literal re-imagining of 'The Savage Curtain' was going very poorly indeed.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Movar: "The Empire is disgraced....these damn uniforms look like they were made with root beer barrels!"

Sela: "I hear ya....I hate having my eye-candy covered up with this shit."

 

[TrickyDickie]

After an intensive search, Spot had been found. But Geordi's rendition of 'The Ballad of Dildo Daggins' was definitely not scoring any points.