Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #544: Love is in the air...

[gwud]

WES: I'm told you have toilets on your planet

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wesley: "Hi, I love you. I promise to be your significant other until I decide to drop out of Starfleet and go bum around the universe as a Traveler."

Salia: "That's okay, I'm a weird evil shape-shifting thing anyway."

O'Brien: "That's hot."

 

[Triskelion]

Odan: Doctor Beverly! Your CAT scans were a big hit on the planet!
Riker: Pffft, anyone can throw some paint on Data's cat and call it art!

 

[Herbert]

K'ehleyr: Bite me!
Worf: Okay

 

[Herbert]

Two captions for the price of one!

#1
Crusher: Is that a slimy sluggy thing in there or are you just happy to see me?

#2
Odan: My slimy sluggy thing likes you too
Crusher: I'll bet you say that to all the girls
Riker: <thinking> Totally stealing that line

 

[Tenacity]

Picard's Nexus fantasy actual wasn't a Christmas with a family, but instead began as he lead Famke Janssen toward the honeymoon suite.

Riker (thinking) **Just wait, as soon as I get the slug out of your gut, I'm going to be nailing that so hard **

 

[Qonundrum]

Picard: "I'm sorry I got you into this."
Kamala: "No worries, I'm not naming the baby 'Jean-Luc'. Maybe 'Jean-Unlucky'."

Crusher: "I can't wait to see you tonight!"
Riker (thinking): I'm jealous
Fred (thinking): How do I tell her my ex cheated on me and gave me incurable space herpes?
Troi (offscreen): "Captain, I sensed something's wrong. Heading over to Sickbay in a few minutes to talk with Beverly."
Audience (on the other side of the screen): "This just gets more and more lame... But I still feel sorry for Fred."

"So, K'ehlyr, if you see these wart-shaped things 'down there', call Doctor Crusher immediately."

Wesley: "This is my heart. Please take it."
Salia: "No thanks. I already gave you something far more memorable. See you in eight months!"

 

[Orac]

Obrien felt uncomfortable when RIker began to caress his console.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker (quietly to O'Brien): "So, how long you wanna bet he can last in those tight pants?"

O'Brien: "We're assuming he has something down there, then, right?"

 

[bigglesworth]

O'Brien: Shall I energize sir?
Riker: Stand fast chief. If Crusher moves forward six more inches we can get rid of two problems.

 

[Leviathan]

Data: At least I'm doing better than Geordi.

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: Don't worry, you'll come back later as a Phoenix...

 

[Herbert]

Wesley: I wanted to.......uh, before you leave.......Look, I couldn't let you walk away without.....<awkward pause>.......this pudding is a uh.........symbol of................of..........<awkward pause>........
Riker: <whispering to O'Brien> This is brutal. How much longer can it go on?
O'Brien: <whispering back> 50 quatloos, he still ends up scoring before Geordi does.

 

[Leviathan]

Wes: Councillor Troi said I can use this chocolate 'get laid'. We're from Starfleet, we don't lie.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Famke: Cheer up Patrick, this is going to be a nice extra paycheck from Before They Were Famous royalties.

Riker: Using a mission to get laid Doctor? How utterly unprofessional. Tsk.

Worf: Who is your tailor? This material is fantastic...

Data: Just you and me again this year, my oldest, handiest, lover.

Wheaton: It's the new Big Bang Theory script.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data: "And now, Concerto for Invisible Violin...hey, where did everybody go?"

 

[Drob]

Worf: Stop hitting yourself <paf> Stop hitting yourself <paf> Why are you hitting yourself.

Data: My IK/FK switcher is broken. <resets to T-pose>

 

[Finn]

Leonard: (OS) Don't do it...

Sheldon: Don't do what?

Leonardo: Out-do Wheaton with Amy....

 

[Triskelion]