Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #531: Wait, have they used that set before?

[Ithekro]

Varley: That ship ran rings around us. Damnedest thing I've ever seen. No one expects that sort of flying out of a rust bucket.

Picard: What ship was it?

Varley: USS Georgiou

Picard: Admiral Tilly's ship? That old girl just doesn't know when the retire does ship.

Varley: Just kept jumping in and out of space all around us. Said something about it being "F'ing Cool" and jumped out before we could even try to chase after her.

Riker: Crossfield-class ships are weird.

Picard: Computer, I distinctly said I wanted to go to Black Alert.

Computer: I do not have that alert within my databanks, dear.

Picard: Mr. LaForge I thought I had told you to reset this thing for the 2250s interface, not the 2260s interface.

Riker: I don't think we have a bulb for that alert anyway, sir.

Captain's Personal Log: The cheer and inspirational operator in the Ship's Heads is a rather new and unusual addition to the USS Stargazer, but Starfleet decided they should humor any new race we make first contact with, so today I have Bok rooting for a "plocher", whatever that means.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Captain... why have you changed your ship's registry number?

Varley: I was sick of the Yamato and the Enterprise being the only ship's to do the "A, B, C" thing. The other captain's with their logical NNC numbers are laughing at us! Laughing!

Plus we were up to the E already, makes us look like a death trap.

Riker: Wow Worf, that's a super firm set of buns you have there.

Picard: Why do we have carpet on a starship anyway?

Wesley: So she's programmed in multiple-techniques as well?

Data: No, I wished her to be like a real teen, so I based her upon you as the only one I know. Therefore she has no sexual knowledge at all and will act in as annoying a way as possible around anyone that might wish to sleep with her.

Picard: For you, the day I killed your son was the most important day of your life. For me...it was Tuesday.

 

[Leviathan]

Varley: The risk would be allowing the Romulans to locate Iconia. Fortunately, I got there fir....Wait - you let the KID drive?!? Starfleet protocols my ass....that's it, I'm out. Self Destruct!

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: So...how exactly are you scary?

 

[Leviathan]

Thanks for the KBLA!

Data: Now then, I will give you this reward ball if you destroy The Boy.

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: So what happened, the replicator run out of material before it could make the graduation hat?
Lal: What the fuck is he talking about, Dad??

Picard: Captain, we are in the area investigating reports of a quote, "space monster".
Varley: Space monster? GOOD BYE

Bok: Don't you think that homage to Eddy Murphy still came across as a touch racially-insensitive for our 24th century utopia?
Picard: Racially-insensitive? It was social satire, you grotesque, sniveling, worm-scarfing male chauvinist space capitalist!
Bok: Ahem, I stand corrected.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: My sno-cone machine???
BOK: So, now do you deny it Picard?
PICARD: How was I to know brain freeze could be fatal to a Ferengi?

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: Hey Lal, when Commander Worf first came aboard, he had that same haircut.
Lal: Thanks, you son of a batch error.

 

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone, sorry there's no new contest yet. Photobucket is failing to do things like upload and show photos and basically failing at being Photobucket. Not sure when this will be resolved. If anybody has any tips on other similar services, I'm all ears right now.

 

[Jedman67]

Hello everyone, sorry there's no new contest yet. Photobucket is failing to do things like upload and show photos and basically failing at being Photobucket. Not sure when this will be resolved. If anybody has any tips on other similar services, I'm all ears right now.

http://postimages.org/

 

[Finn]

Hello everyone, sorry there's no new contest yet. Photobucket is failing to do things like upload and show photos and basically failing at being Photobucket. Not sure when this will be resolved. If anybody has any tips on other similar services, I'm all ears right now.

Imgur saved my ass over at my Voyager Caption Thread

 

[shivkala]

http://postimages.org/

This is what I switched to. Do you have a paid plan still with Photobucket, Illusive Man/LeadHead? If so, I feel for you, it's a sinking ship.

Imgur saved my ass over at my Voyager Caption Thread

Also a good option.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the suggestions everyone! I'm going to look into them, for the moment I'm able to post and we have a New Contest!