Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #516: Still a Miracle Worker

[Gary7]

PICARD: "What is this 'holy grail' you speak of?"

 

[Orac]

Picard: I don't like the look of this guy, Number One.
Riker: Mister Worf, stand by on phasers.
Abrahamic God: Hey! Trust me!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

God: No, Q isn't me. Why do you ask?

 

[Mojochi]

Geordi: I'd say that by his DNA pattern it's Montgomery Scott, but his appearance is completely inconsistent with nearly half of the career we know of

Scotty: To old lovers we'll never meet again
Picard: You did hear me mention there's one of these in the fleet museum right?
Scotty: To new captains we never want to meet again

Picard: Turbulence you say? Well, that's a new one

Geordi: I've been captain 5 minutes I'm already pissed off at the chief engineer

Picard: I hope you'll understand if some of us just pretend they were in the episode long enough to befriend you

 

[Sibyl]

Geordi: I'd say that by his DNA pattern it's Montgomery Scott, but his appearance is completely inconsistent with nearly half of the career we know of

Riker: You have met Thomas Riker, haven't you?

OR:

Narrator: And this is when the crew found out that James Doohan had retired somewhere around 1975, only to be replaced by someone that looked nothing like him for Star Trek: The Motion Picture in 1979.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Thanks to whomever handled this flip while I was driving across Oklahoma and Nebraska. The month-long odyssey continues.