Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #513: Take that, Wesley!

[Triskelion]

Picard: In or out, I'm not paying to air condition the whole neighborhood!
Wesley: Well you're probably someone's dad.

Computer: Warning: Female approaching Engineering Section.
Wesley: Perimeter alert, Captain! Oh, it's just you Mom.
Beverly: Been tweaking the internal sensors, I see.

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: No! You're still acting turbolift ensign until further notice

Geordi: See, I told you those stains were still visible... So's your DNA, by the way

Personal Log: Still no luck recreating the conditions that made my mother disappear

Picard: Alright. Now that everyone is back to normal, renounce your Q powers... but not before tossing a beard on that snooty puss of yours

Wesley: You know... Up close, it's kind of hard to tell where the beard starts & the nose hair stops

 

[ironnerd]

Picard: Mr. Crusher! You've peed in the turbolift again, haven't you?

Wesely: Commander Riker, I've always found you very attractive.
Riker: Everyone does, Wes. Everyone does.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You're late, boy. I called for the turbolift a full two minutes ago!
WES: It's automated. I'm not even sure why I have to be here! Tuborlift Operator isn't a real thing!
PICARD: That's it,you're demoted to Deck Scrubber.
WES: That's not a thing either!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

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