Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #513: Take that, Wesley!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: In or out, I'm not paying to air condition the whole neighborhood!
    Wesley: Well you're probably someone's dad.

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    Computer: Warning: Female approaching Engineering Section.
    Wesley: Perimeter alert, Captain! Oh, it's just you Mom.
    Beverly: Been tweaking the internal sensors, I see.
     
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  2. Mojochi

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    Picard: No! You're still acting turbolift ensign until further notice

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    Geordi: See, I told you those stains were still visible... So's your DNA, by the way

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    Personal Log: Still no luck recreating the conditions that made my mother disappear

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    Picard: Alright. Now that everyone is back to normal, renounce your Q powers... but not before tossing a beard on that snooty puss of yours

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    Wesley: You know... Up close, it's kind of hard to tell where the beard starts & the nose hair stops
     
  3. ironnerd

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    Picard: Mr. Crusher! You've peed in the turbolift again, haven't you?


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    Wesely: Commander Riker, I've always found you very attractive.
    Riker: Everyone does, Wes. Everyone does.
     
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  4. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: You're late, boy. I called for the turbolift a full two minutes ago!
    WES: It's automated. I'm not even sure why I have to be here! Tuborlift Operator isn't a real thing!
    PICARD: That's it,you're demoted to Deck Scrubber.
    WES: That's not a thing either!!!!
     
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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