Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #508: Brotherly Love
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TFTW LH!
Data: I do not understand how it took 30 years for Star Fleet to work out I was built by you despite us having the same face and you being so famous for wanting to build androids even Tasha had heard of you.
Soong: That's why I didn't want you to sign up, they're all tits in Star Fleet.
Data: and the Captain's password is...
123456.
Amazing, the same as my luggage.
Lore: I mean, seriously, if they ever do "Data has an evil twin" in the films, they'll have to use me, right?
Wesley: Shouldn't we use the Battle Bridge as the bridge when we can't get on the bridge?
Picard: I hate that place, it has the aesthetic of an 80 year old starship.
Data: I really hope that's your phaser I can feel Worf.
Data: I do not understand how it took 30 years for Star Fleet to work out I was built by you despite us having the same face and you being so famous for wanting to build androids even Tasha had heard of you.
Soong: That's why I didn't want you to sign up, they're all tits in Star Fleet.
Data: and the Captain's password is...
123456.
Amazing, the same as my luggage.
Lore: I mean, seriously, if they ever do "Data has an evil twin" in the films, they'll have to use me, right?
Wesley: Shouldn't we use the Battle Bridge as the bridge when we can't get on the bridge?
Picard: I hate that place, it has the aesthetic of an 80 year old starship.
Data: I really hope that's your phaser I can feel Worf.
Worf: "I'm standing thirty centimeters behind you, and no that's not my phaser."
Data: "Oh my."
Worf: It's my Mek'leth
Worf: "I'm standing thirty centimeters behind you, and no that's not my phaser."
Data: "Oh my."
Soong: What is step four?
Data: Wipe hands on pants.
Soong: Good boy. <wipes hands on pants>
Data: Man, I am captioning my ass off!
Lore: Can you believe it? Some X ray technician was just gonna throw it out!
Announcer: Next week: on a very special episode of The Next Generation:
Picard: You see, son? The big yellow things make the ship go.
Wesley: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
Picard: And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now, Wesley!
Data: Two quick notes: I'm not Lore; and that ain't my off switch slot.
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