Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #502: Binary Code

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Mar 20, 2017.

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Which episodes should be featured in the Caption Contest?

  1. The Child

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. Where Silence Has Lease

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  3. Elementary, Dear Data

    5 vote(s)
    35.7%
  4. A Matter of Honor

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. The Measure of a Man

    5 vote(s)
    35.7%
  6. Contagion

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  7. The Royale

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  8. Time Squared

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Q Who

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  10. Peak Performance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Tenacity

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  2. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Riker: Wow, you have the name of the ship on your bags...did mummy write your name on your underwear as well?

    Worf: THAT IS NOT WITHOUT HONOUR.


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    01: Hey, stop checking out 11's bum!
    Wesley: I...can't.


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    Riker: But she's more than a hologram Sir!
    Picard: Will, no one is going to go to all the effort to create a sentient hologram just to have it hang round a 1950's singing lounge for the entertainment of bored Federation officers!
    Riker: You're right Sir, you'd have to be a twisted git to do that.


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    Riker: Odd, why is the Captain's password ReallyAYorskshireman?


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  3. Leviathan

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  4. Leviathan

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    Riker: that was quick...what tipped you off?
    Picard: A realistic female character was written by human programmers? Please.
     
  5. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    To improve their resistance to coercion, Starfleet officers were required to take the "Don't pet the adorable tribble" test.

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    "Please! Never interrupt the maestro when he's composing, officer!"
     
  6. Leviathan

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  7. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Yar: "Was not!"
     
  8. Triskelion

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    Riker: Worf, the Chancellor is on the main viewscreen for you.
    Worf: What - now?
    Riker: Oh yes.
    Yar: Ooh, let's all go to the bridge!

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    Wesley: So are you guys the new web nerds?
    01: I'm Front End.
    10: I'm Back End.
    11: I'm the Analyst!
    01: Get used to it.
     
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  9. tharpdevenport

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    "And what makes you think you know more than us?"

    Wesley: "You see this rainbow across my shoulders?"

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  10. rcjames

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  11. Honorable Ensign

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  12. Finn

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    Wesley:
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    Bynars: Shut up, Wesley
     
  13. Tenacity

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    Bynar: "... wait, that actually make sense."
     
  14. Nerys Myk

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    01: What malware?
    10: We did
    00: not see
    11: anything.
     
  16. Nerys Myk

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  17. Triskelion

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    01: No.
    10: The computer will self-destruct.
    11: A Kirk Paradox does not compute.
     
  18. tharpdevenport

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  19. Nerys Myk

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  20. LeadHead

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