Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #502: Binary Code

[Tenacity]

Yar: You've heard of Meals on Wheels? Well we're Big Cans in Vans.

Riker: I have to admit Tasha, I've never associated you with the term "Big Cans."

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Riker: Wow, you have the name of the ship on your bags...did mummy write your name on your underwear as well?

Worf: THAT IS NOT WITHOUT HONOUR.

01: Hey, stop checking out 11's bum!
Wesley: I...can't.

Riker: But she's more than a hologram Sir!
Picard: Will, no one is going to go to all the effort to create a sentient hologram just to have it hang round a 1950's singing lounge for the entertainment of bored Federation officers!
Riker: You're right Sir, you'd have to be a twisted git to do that.

Riker: Odd, why is the Captain's password ReallyAYorskshireman?

Captain's Log: I think I've finally got the hang of the Vulcan salute.

 

[Leviathan]

TFTW!

Captain's Log, Stardate 41365.9: Despite driving for 14 light years with the blinker on, I have passed my Drivers recertification test. My plan to activate self-destruct in the case of failing the test will no longer be needed.

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: INTRUDER ALERT, the Bynars are hacking into our computer system.
Riker: that was quick...what tipped you off?
Picard: A realistic female character was written by human programmers? Please.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

To improve their resistance to coercion, Starfleet officers were required to take the "Don't pet the adorable tribble" test.

"Please! Never interrupt the maestro when he's composing, officer!"

 

[Leviathan]

Starfleet's most elite squad had never lost an away-team member. Their secret? No red uniforms...ever.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Riker: "Hee hee...y'know, just because I'm playing a blues concert tonight on my sax doesn't mean you have to all wear blue."
Worf: "It was Tasha's idea."
Yar: "Was not!"

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: I rock on air flugle.

Riker: Worf, the Chancellor is on the main viewscreen for you.
Worf: What - now?
Riker: Oh yes.
Yar: Ooh, let's all go to the bridge!

Wesley: So are you guys the new web nerds?
01: I'm Front End.
10: I'm Back End.
11: I'm the Analyst!
01: Get used to it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"And what makes you think you know more than us?"

Wesley: "You see this rainbow across my shoulders?"

"Yes."


Wesley: "The More You Know."

 

[rcjames]

Wesley: "You know in standard-def, you guys never bothered me, but in HD you really creep me out."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picard (humming): Lifeforms...tiny little lifeforms...

 

[Finn]

Wesley: If the Borg assimilated one of you, will the other one be assimilated as well? Or the entire Bynar civilization?

Bynars: Shut up, Wesley

 

[Tenacity]

Bynar: "What division are you assigned to?
Wesley: "The stripe on my uniform indicates that as a acting ensign I'm attached to all divisions."
Bynar: "... wait, that actually make sense."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Nice calculators,nerds

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Wesley: What are you doing over there?

01: What malware?
10: We did
00: not see
11: anything.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: So many buttons. Green means go, right?

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: So can you guys design a holo-girlfriend for me?
01: No.
10: The computer will self-destruct.
11: A Kirk Paradox does not compute.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "All right, Captain, you can do the honors."

Picard: "Thank you, number one. Huuummmmm ... I can't seem to find the Make it So button. Ah, perhaps it's labeled Engage ... no, can't find that either. Maybe if I start singing "Life forms, you tiny little life forms' while pressing random unlabeled buttons, something will happen."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Wow, are those authentic 23rd Century Samsung Perscan buckles. Starfleet discontinued their use in 2272 because they tended to catch fire.
01: Is any one else feeling warm?

 

[LeadHead]

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