Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #499: Klingons!

[shivkala]

Third Klingon Yorkshireman: Right. (pause) I had to get up to disembowel my enemies, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dead gagh, AND pay my cha'DICH for permission to die with honor, and when we got home...our Dad would gloriously kill us in battle and send us all to the Black Fleet.

Fourth Klingon Yorkshireman: And you try and tell the young petaQ of today that? They won't believe you!

Picardbane: Ah, you think captions are your ally? You merely adopted the captions. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see an avatar contest thread until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

 

[Tenacity]

Alerted by the slight noise, the three Klingons looked up just in time to see the overhead door retract and the thousands of tribbles begin to fall upon them.

 

[shivkala]

Picard: I said, "A little off the top!"

Klingon: I guess you went to barber college? No, then shut up and let me trim your edges!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The last thing J'Dan remembered was seeing a bright light out his den window. Then everything went black. Now, he found himself and his office chair in a strange room, being stared at by alien creatures, one of whom resembled him. Either he had fallen asleep and this was a nightmare brought on by a bad pipius claw, or he would have to seriously re-evaluate his position on alien abductions.

 

[Finn]

Riker: Where were you last night at 1830 hours?

J'Dan: I was on the holodeck running a program about one of the earliest Klingon warp five ships where the now legendary Captain had to sacrifice his engineer, to help me decide what to say during my testimony.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Duras: I object to being included in a villains of TNG themed run of contests!

Gowron: We are your allies! You want your deadlies baddies, do the Pakleds.

The by that stage ten year old Klingon uniforms were really starting to pong.

Toral: Remember my face Worf! It'll totally look like this when I tale my revenge!

Klingon: Is there any point meeting in a room this large if you're all going to hudle together?

Klingon: YOU ONLY JUST SORTED X-MEN CONTINUITY WITH A BIG REBOOT AND IT'S ALREADY NOT MAKING SENSE AGAIN!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

@LeadHead winners of the previous contest?

 

[Leviathan]

@LeadHead winners of the previous contest?

I've got this: Everyone's a Winner.

There. Simplified it. Next contest!

 

[LeadHead]

Winners have been posted in the first post of this thread.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I said NO ANCHOVIES!!!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Gowron: - AND THE CHANCELLOR SAID "KHITOMER?? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER!"
...
Gowron: - "I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER!"
...
Gowron: And I thought the crowd at Rura Penthe was cold.

Crewman standing by: Klingon Boy Bands usually suck, but the Bat'leth Boys are pretty catchy!

Bator: I still say we put him in a battle bustier.

J'Dan: No, a battle corset would cinch the waist and inhibit movement in combat. A battle bustier is looser-fitting and accentuates the warrior breasts. Can I go now?
Troi: Just a few more questions while we have you under oath. Now, about the hair crimping....

 

[Nerys Myk]

And that was the moment Picard decided that he should have stuck with Mott for his tonsorial needs.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "And Iiii-e-I--"

Klingon, middle: "Will alllways love you--"

Klingon, right: "OO-o-o....."

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest, it's even got winners this time!