Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #487: Well, that's broken
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Computer (text): Please enter password.
Data (Picard's voice): One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six. Lock.
Computer (text): Your password is too bald.
TFTW Leadhead!
Geordi: Pfft. That's how you take care of Nomad, Kirk. Greatest captain in Starfleet history my ass.
Geordi: Come on Dr. no one is impressed by laser pens any more.
Data: Ohhhh, shiny!
Worf: We really might as well put a revolving door in this brig.
Data: It seems to be the remains of America's hopes for a better future.
Data: I wish Geordi had not told me the "Every time you touch the ship you are touching me" thing, I do not know where to put my hands.
Geordi: Pfft. That's how you take care of Nomad, Kirk. Greatest captain in Starfleet history my ass.
Geordi: Come on Dr. no one is impressed by laser pens any more.
Data: Ohhhh, shiny!
Worf: We really might as well put a revolving door in this brig.
Data: It seems to be the remains of America's hopes for a better future.
Data: I wish Geordi had not told me the "Every time you touch the ship you are touching me" thing, I do not know where to put my hands.
Data realizes he shouldn't have read "The Ghost In The Machine" so close to bedtime.
(NOTE: I had to look up the phrase because I'd heard it somewhere, and found out it was actually a book.)
GEORDI: If Taganatugans would just use regular sized pens, we wouldn't have these problems with the transporters and their pencil sharpeners...
DATA: OK, we believe you, your new flashlight has the same color as Luke's lightsaber.
WORF: Evasive action! Riker really let one rip this time!
Stardate 43453,3
DATA: Where's Deanna, this looks like a perfect crashsite for the first time she's at the helm.
DATA: Great reflection! Who's a cute android, who.
GEORDI: It said 'Microwave safe'.
STUBBS: Nobody beats ME at fantasy baseball!
The episode where they crossed over to the alternate timeline and their eyes hadn't adjusted to the lens flare.
DATA: I think we found out how Wesley's driver's ed went.
The day Data realized the consoles were all two way mirrors and the Enterprise was actually an elaborate reality show.
Computer (text): Please enter password.
Data (Picard's voice): One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six. Lock.
Computer (text): Your password is too bald.
When I have PLUCKED the ROSE!
(Inspired by Pogo?)
Thanks for the win LH!
Geordi: "LaForge to bridge. I'm going to need more time, Captain. I've torn this thing apart and put it back together five times, and I can't figure out why it isn't working. The pattern buffers, the Heisenberg compensators, particle confinement, matter transmission, it's all within normal parameters. I'm going to try a Planck level scan of the scanner grid. There's a theory that if a femto-singularity gets fused to the matrix, then the matter stream might be warped without triggering an alarm..."
Picard: "About that, Mr LaForge. You can belay the transporter diagnostics. It turns out that the boy had us in standard orbit around a star."
Data: "Ah, I see you have taken the advanced course at the James T. Kirk school of computer maintenance."
Captain's Log: "In a rush to get to duty this morning, I neglected to apply the usual matte foundation to my scalp. I don't think anyone noticed."
Data: "20,000 light years on the clock, reliable runner, recently upgraded warp drive, minor cosmetic damage, just twenty bars of gold pressed latinum. It does not seem quite what it said in the advertisment."
Riker: "You think?! What possessed you to buy this clunker, sight unseen?"
Data: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd III Used Starships seemed quite reputable. The bartender on Deep Space Nine recommended them."
Crusher: "Gullible, thy name is android."
Data: sigh: "At times like this, I wish I had an R2 unit to talk to."
Geordi: "LaForge to bridge. I'm going to need more time, Captain. I've torn this thing apart and put it back together five times, and I can't figure out why it isn't working. The pattern buffers, the Heisenberg compensators, particle confinement, matter transmission, it's all within normal parameters. I'm going to try a Planck level scan of the scanner grid. There's a theory that if a femto-singularity gets fused to the matrix, then the matter stream might be warped without triggering an alarm..."
Picard: "About that, Mr LaForge. You can belay the transporter diagnostics. It turns out that the boy had us in standard orbit around a star."
Data: "Ah, I see you have taken the advanced course at the James T. Kirk school of computer maintenance."
Captain's Log: "In a rush to get to duty this morning, I neglected to apply the usual matte foundation to my scalp. I don't think anyone noticed."
Data: "20,000 light years on the clock, reliable runner, recently upgraded warp drive, minor cosmetic damage, just twenty bars of gold pressed latinum. It does not seem quite what it said in the advertisment."
Riker: "You think?! What possessed you to buy this clunker, sight unseen?"
Data: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd III Used Starships seemed quite reputable. The bartender on Deep Space Nine recommended them."
Crusher: "Gullible, thy name is android."
Data: sigh: "At times like this, I wish I had an R2 unit to talk to."
Data: "Data to Enterprise -- I believe I have found the reason for the crashed vessel; I am detecting fragments from a Samsung Galaxy Note 7."
Data: Do not forget to dot the "i" in "USS Riker", Commander.
Riker: Actually it's the "USS William T. Riker".
Data: ...Perhaps you should not have replicated the Big Gulp of Synth-Orange during the mission briefing, sir.
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