So is there something wrong with both my phone and PC, or are the pictures not showing up either here or in the Movie contest?
Or am I mad?
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Or am I mad?
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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #486: Alien Leadership
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I use this. https://postimage.org/
Seems to be working now anyway, yay!
Picard: And then suddenly.
*Clicks fingers*
Like that, the pictures for the contest are gone. If you want them back, no more assless chaps captions!
Riker: I hate the planet of the Richard Dean Andersons.
Alien: Hey, this is a really...small glass. Hows about taking it away and bringing me back a pint?
Wesley: Fancy a shag? I know it's presumptive, but I'm a lead in episodic television. Our romances never make it beyond the closing credits so I have to act fast!
Data: Surely it would be easier to simply not put Trump into a position of authority....
Riker: No, developing the "Anti-Pussy-Grabbing-Shield is the only truly American option.
Picard: And then suddenly.
*Clicks fingers*
Like that, the pictures for the contest are gone. If you want them back, no more assless chaps captions!
Riker: I hate the planet of the Richard Dean Andersons.
Alien: Hey, this is a really...small glass. Hows about taking it away and bringing me back a pint?
Wesley: Fancy a shag? I know it's presumptive, but I'm a lead in episodic television. Our romances never make it beyond the closing credits so I have to act fast!
Data: Surely it would be easier to simply not put Trump into a position of authority....
Riker: No, developing the "Anti-Pussy-Grabbing-Shield is the only truly American option.
Wes: Before I hug you goodbye, tell your She-Bigfoot that I've rigged the transporter to scatter her beam at the sun unless I'm around to give it the deactivation code in two minutes. Also, I made a portable one for you to always have with you, too.
Salia: An anti-shapeshifting chaperone dead man's switch - genius!
Wes: Don't mess with Boy Wonder, Allasohole.
Thanks for the win!
Picard: "In a French restaurant, a man of culture and standing will summon a waiter thus." clicks fingers "He does not stand up and shout, 'Oi, Garcon, get your keester over here, we're starving!' Now try again."
Hayne: "I'm not saying that we didn't have a difficult life on Turkana, but it was worse on Earth after the Third World War. If the survivors hadn't bought passage on a Ferengi ship back in 2022..."
Data: "I must correct you. World War III ended in 2053, and first contact was with the Vulcans ten years later in 2063. Earth was still at peace in 2022 and thriving."
Hayne: "I know my history. Armageddon fell on us on January 20th 2017."
Data: "Curious. It appears that we are experiencing converging timelines with different histories."
Riker: "I wonder what happened on January 20th 2017 to turn the world to hell for these people. Or didn't happen."
Durken: "Quite frankly we need Federation membership and protection."
Picard: "To be honest I wouldn't have thought the Malcorians so amenable."
Durken: "Confidentially, when it leaked out that we are evolved from cows, alien races quickly realised our collective weakness. You don't know what it's like. Living with the fear that you could be tipped at any time."
Wesley: "Hi, I'm ship's saviour, Wesley Crusher."
Worf: "Smooth."
Riker: "I have nothing more to teach him."
Picard: "Except humility."
Anya: "Killing him would be simpler."
Deanna: "Stop, Data. You're hurting him."
Data: "I am not stopping until he explains. I have searched all Federation databases and dictionaries, texts from non-aligned and hostile races too. I cannot find what a 'groppler' actually is."
Picard: "In a French restaurant, a man of culture and standing will summon a waiter thus." clicks fingers "He does not stand up and shout, 'Oi, Garcon, get your keester over here, we're starving!' Now try again."
Hayne: "I'm not saying that we didn't have a difficult life on Turkana, but it was worse on Earth after the Third World War. If the survivors hadn't bought passage on a Ferengi ship back in 2022..."
Data: "I must correct you. World War III ended in 2053, and first contact was with the Vulcans ten years later in 2063. Earth was still at peace in 2022 and thriving."
Hayne: "I know my history. Armageddon fell on us on January 20th 2017."
Data: "Curious. It appears that we are experiencing converging timelines with different histories."
Riker: "I wonder what happened on January 20th 2017 to turn the world to hell for these people. Or didn't happen."
Durken: "Quite frankly we need Federation membership and protection."
Picard: "To be honest I wouldn't have thought the Malcorians so amenable."
Durken: "Confidentially, when it leaked out that we are evolved from cows, alien races quickly realised our collective weakness. You don't know what it's like. Living with the fear that you could be tipped at any time."
Wesley: "Hi, I'm ship's saviour, Wesley Crusher."
Worf: "Smooth."
Riker: "I have nothing more to teach him."
Picard: "Except humility."
Anya: "Killing him would be simpler."
Deanna: "Stop, Data. You're hurting him."
Data: "I am not stopping until he explains. I have searched all Federation databases and dictionaries, texts from non-aligned and hostile races too. I cannot find what a 'groppler' actually is."
Take it easy on yourself, OK.
<high voice>: - and as the first First Lady to be elected President first I will first enact a first-come-first-served policy at all Fitness First loca-
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<low voice>: I want to thank Rudy Giuliani and my wig wrangler Bif -
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<high voice>: - and all White House interns will be young virile men -
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<low voice>: - and a big shout out to Rosie O'Donnell -
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<high voice>: - did not - have - sexual - relations - with - that -
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<low voice>: Ya fired!
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Q: All right, that's enough fun with the timeline, Jean Luc.
Hayne: To the summary intolerance of all non-Pro-Tolerant Proponents and all those in their dirty marketing segments!
Data: Query....
Yesterday I was a dancer in a kick line, and today I'm a showgirl in a - hold on...
Gay burlesque show?
No....
Broadway Musical Extravaganza?
Not quite...More like...an aging diva in a Transvestite Impersonation Review.
And sometimes when a toast is too long we go ahead and start drinking.
Riker: Been there!
Troi: It's so reaffirming taking part in the democratic process.
Data: Where is that Chad guy they say always hanging around the voting booth?
Riker: I vote for Dukakis! Did it go in?
Yar: They're still out there. Dreaming about starships and adventures. It's getting late. Should we tell them about Marxism?
Troi: Yes. But let them dream. They can always burn to death later.
AMBASSADOR: "Picard, our race has a traditional beverage we share when formalizing diplomatic engagements. Your "replicator" has done a commendable job in duplicating this drink; however there seems to be a faint...otherness...to this specimen."
PICARD: "Our replicators sometimes....need time to...ah...adjust...to new food items..."
AMBASSADOR: "This taste reminds me of...a special beverage they served when I visited Earth so many years ago..something of a tea? they called it, a taste from the Grey Earl himself, I'm told."
PICARD: "I have...I have no idea what you're talking about..."
WORF: "Please explain yourself, Mr. Crusher!"
CRUSHER: "Well, ah-"
RIKER: "Shut up, Wesley!"
SALIA: "Shut up, Wesley!"
ANYA: "Shut up, Wesley!"
WORF: "Shut up, Wesley!"
PICARD: "Shut up, Wesley!"
Hayne: Here you go. On my world it is traditional for ViewMasters to be issued to all visitors.
TRoi: " I can't wait to try it out on you Will."
Yar: "Uhhh, she means other people than you Commander."
Troi: "Yes, of course, other people.
Riker: "With your cooperation, centuires later we'll finally be able to find out what is in hte fucking box."
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