Good evening everyone, new contest time!
First up to the plate, we have the "Doors 101" Award, going to Leviathan for:
Picard: You can step through, it's not a roll-under door.
Next, we have the "Social Media Ethics" Award, going to Nebusj for:
``Geordi, is it ethical to `like' your own posts?''
Next, we have "The real Picard" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Geordi: OK, I've found our personel files with the Captain's personal comments! Now we'll know who we are!
Picard: Well, I'm the captain it seems, no need to read more....
Geordi: First Officer: Commander William T. Riker. "Creepy sex pest who plays his trombone as well as he shaves. Promotion prospects: Currently laughable".
Ro: Ha!
Picard: Helms officer: Ensign Ro. "What's going on with that nose? Did she lose a fight with an accordian?"
Picard: Computer, close files!
Next, we have the "Ball of Explanation" Award, going to Tenacity for:
Geordi: "Properly calibrated Commander, it should be able to tell us why Doctor Crusher is on the bridge."
Next, we have the "Spoiler Alert!" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
RASMUSSEN: Yes, just like that! You look just like the statue at LaForge Memorial Park!
GEORDI: Umm, what?
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Zombie Cheerleader for:
LAFORGE: Says here it's "The Property of Carl Spock".
Tomorrow, I will officially have been here on the TrekBBS for 16 years. In celebration of that and the fact that this has always been a great place for me, I wanted to give out extra awards tonight.
This award goes to Coffee Black Cat for:
Geordi: I was told this was Spock's Brain
Riker: Where did you get it?
Geordi: Ebay
Riker: You've been had.
This award goes to Triskelion for:
Geordi: Well there's your problem. This intermix ratio is outputting a phase variance of point zero zero three into the delta band causing a slight warp imbalance and putting differential torsion stress along the port nacelle strut that's overtaxing the structural integrity field. Yup.
Ro: Well one thing's for sure.
Geordi: That I'm an engineer?
Ro: No, that you and I have never hooked up.
This Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
Rasmussen: "Well, Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turn into giant salamanders and make amphibian babies, and Captain, I mean Commander Benjamin Sisko is the son of a Bajoran god."
Picard: "Utter poppycock? What other colourful mendacities will you entertain us with, future boy?"
Rasmussen: "Wait, don't you want to hear how Captain LaForge helps save the space-time continuum?"
Picard: "That's enough! Take him to the brig, Number One."
LaForge: "Wait, did he say 'Captain'?"
Our KBL goes to shivkala for:
LaForge: I told you! Here it is, Worf's Starfleet application. Worf Son of Mogh Sue Ellen Rozhenko.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!
And now, the first Chief of Security of the Enterprise-D: Lieutenant Natasha Yar!
Enjoy!
First up to the plate, we have the "Doors 101" Award, going to Leviathan for:
Picard: You can step through, it's not a roll-under door.
Next, we have the "Social Media Ethics" Award, going to Nebusj for:
``Geordi, is it ethical to `like' your own posts?''
Next, we have "The real Picard" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Geordi: OK, I've found our personel files with the Captain's personal comments! Now we'll know who we are!
Picard: Well, I'm the captain it seems, no need to read more....
Geordi: First Officer: Commander William T. Riker. "Creepy sex pest who plays his trombone as well as he shaves. Promotion prospects: Currently laughable".
Ro: Ha!
Picard: Helms officer: Ensign Ro. "What's going on with that nose? Did she lose a fight with an accordian?"
Picard: Computer, close files!
Next, we have the "Ball of Explanation" Award, going to Tenacity for:
Geordi: "Properly calibrated Commander, it should be able to tell us why Doctor Crusher is on the bridge."
Next, we have the "Spoiler Alert!" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
RASMUSSEN: Yes, just like that! You look just like the statue at LaForge Memorial Park!
GEORDI: Umm, what?
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Zombie Cheerleader for:
LAFORGE: Says here it's "The Property of Carl Spock".
Tomorrow, I will officially have been here on the TrekBBS for 16 years. In celebration of that and the fact that this has always been a great place for me, I wanted to give out extra awards tonight.
This award goes to Coffee Black Cat for:
Geordi: I was told this was Spock's Brain
Riker: Where did you get it?
Geordi: Ebay
Riker: You've been had.
This award goes to Triskelion for:
Geordi: Well there's your problem. This intermix ratio is outputting a phase variance of point zero zero three into the delta band causing a slight warp imbalance and putting differential torsion stress along the port nacelle strut that's overtaxing the structural integrity field. Yup.
Ro: Well one thing's for sure.
Geordi: That I'm an engineer?
Ro: No, that you and I have never hooked up.
This Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
Rasmussen: "Well, Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turn into giant salamanders and make amphibian babies, and Captain, I mean Commander Benjamin Sisko is the son of a Bajoran god."
Picard: "Utter poppycock? What other colourful mendacities will you entertain us with, future boy?"
Rasmussen: "Wait, don't you want to hear how Captain LaForge helps save the space-time continuum?"
Picard: "That's enough! Take him to the brig, Number One."
LaForge: "Wait, did he say 'Captain'?"
Our KBL goes to shivkala for:
LaForge: I told you! Here it is, Worf's Starfleet application. Worf Son of Mogh Sue Ellen Rozhenko.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!
And now, the first Chief of Security of the Enterprise-D: Lieutenant Natasha Yar!
Enjoy!
