Rejected TNG episode #893: "Light Work" - The Department of Temporal Investigations seeks the help of the crew of the Enterprise-D in locating a renegade Klingon who went back in time to steal Captain Kirk's dramatic lighting.
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Rejected TNG episode #893: "Light Work" - The Department of Temporal Investigations seeks the help of the crew of the Enterprise-D in locating a renegade Klingon who went back in time to steal Captain Kirk's dramatic lighting.
Quinteros: Looks like SOMEBODY left the bathroom light on
Everyone stands in unison: There's a BATHROOM?!
Wesley: Why does it have a window?
Quinteros: Shut up, Wesley!
Picard: A Bathroom! Now that's more like it!
Worf: I feel so much better
Riker: No wonder you were always scowling.
Geordi: I think he's going to be sick. Maybe we should take him to the...
Picard: Mr. Laforge! There's 1000 people on this ship. Imagine the lines if they all knew! Tell anyone, and I'm sending you down to Engineering!
Klingon: We wish to use your facilities.
Worf: They are... GLORIOUS!
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WORF: A LOT of people left their lights on.
RIKER: I wish my butt was that firm.
NIGHT SHIFT ENSIGN (Thinking): Crap. They're about to notice the vodka I keep under the console. Just have to subtly...move it...out of their field of vision...
KURN: Ahh yes. I bet you must be really enjoying your replicated blood wine, made with synthehol.
WORF: Shut up.
RIKER: He looks a little too happy right now.
TROI: He seems really satisfied but also kind of irritated.
WORF: There's an archaeology conference aboard the ship.
RIKER: Ahh. That explains it.
"Oh, god! Everybody move back, quickly! Those are automatic doors!"
Worf: Alexander's got Bat'leth Camp.
Picard: "What the fuck?! This is completely unacceptable! I order everybody to evacuate the Enterprise and half of you bastards left the lights on! Next thing you'll be telling me, you turned the air down below 76."
LaForge; I hope something exciting happens today, it's my last shift before I transfer to engineering.
Thanks for the KBL!
Qintaros: "Why did you evacuate the ship before bringing it into dock?"
Crusher: "It's Deanna's turn to park."
Picard: "Well that was of no use whatsoever."
Worf: "I still have no idea why women visit the bathroom together."
Riker: "And now I have an inferiority complex."
Picard: "You heard Deanna, her mother is paying us a 'diplomatic' visit. We need to hotfoot it out of here. Warp Speed."
LaForge: "Your feet are the same temperature, Captain."
Worf: "I have nothing to say to a scion of a dishonorable house."
Duras: "Says the son of a traitor."
Data: "Inquiry, is this what you would call homoerotic subtext, Captain?"
Captain's Log: "Everytime I walk onto the bridge, Worf says 'He's behind be, isn't he?'. I'm pretty convinced that he's doing it just to mess with my head."
Qintaros: "Why did you evacuate the ship before bringing it into dock?"
Crusher: "It's Deanna's turn to park."
Picard: "Well that was of no use whatsoever."
Worf: "I still have no idea why women visit the bathroom together."
Riker: "And now I have an inferiority complex."
Picard: "You heard Deanna, her mother is paying us a 'diplomatic' visit. We need to hotfoot it out of here. Warp Speed."
LaForge: "Your feet are the same temperature, Captain."
Worf: "I have nothing to say to a scion of a dishonorable house."
Duras: "Says the son of a traitor."
Data: "Inquiry, is this what you would call homoerotic subtext, Captain?"
Captain's Log: "Everytime I walk onto the bridge, Worf says 'He's behind be, isn't he?'. I'm pretty convinced that he's doing it just to mess with my head."
Picard: What is that, a planet? That reminds me of the time, I was on an archaeology dig at Phonianus VIII, unearthing a cache of completely intact clay finger hats - stick around, you'll want to hear this one, Ensign -
Ensign: Crap.
LaForge: And that's why I installed a mini-fridge at Conn. Beer me.
Ensign: I might need something stronger.
PICARD ENTERS THE BRIDGE...
STOPS AT THE NAVAGATION CONTROL STATION
Picard: "Ensign, press the 'Flush Toilet' button."
Ensign: "Sir, that was the turbolift."
Picard: "I know what that was! Press the button already!"
Geordi: "Sir, you still have toilet paper stuck to your shoes."
Ensign: "You didn't use the three seashells, sir?"
STOPS AT THE NAVAGATION CONTROL STATION
Picard: "Ensign, press the 'Flush Toilet' button."
Ensign: "Sir, that was the turbolift."
Picard: "I know what that was! Press the button already!"
Geordi: "Sir, you still have toilet paper stuck to your shoes."
Ensign: "You didn't use the three seashells, sir?"
Picard: Oh shit. There goes the starship
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